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Joey Porter #55
06-17-2007, 10:24 PM
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma cum first. I cum. Dennis cum and Dennis cum again. I cumu again. Two asses, they come together again. I cum again and pee twice. Then I cum once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''