PDA

View Full Version : Real story: Woman jailed for testicle attack


SteelersMongol
06-19-2007, 03:39 AM
Watch out guys, if your girlfriend is a Brit and an angry one. :wink02:

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm

LarryNJ
06-19-2007, 04:43 AM
I find that a little hard to believe. The logistics just don't make sense.

PisnNapalm
06-19-2007, 09:46 AM
True story but it's from over 2 years ago.

SteelersMongol
06-19-2007, 08:51 PM
I find that a little hard to believe. The logistics just don't make sense.

This is BBC news. :wink02: I believe in BBC news 99%. :smile:

SteelCityMan786
06-19-2007, 10:05 PM
This is BBC news. :wink02: I believe in BBC news 99%. :smile:

:sofunny:

polamalufan43
06-20-2007, 10:00 AM
"No officer, I wasn't drunk..."

~PF43:tt02:

MACH1
06-20-2007, 02:07 PM
What? You told me there were going to have rocky mountain oysters..ARRGGHHH

SteelCityMan786
06-20-2007, 03:17 PM
"No officer, I wasn't drunk..."

~PF43:tt02:

DON'T CARE I'M TAKIN YA IN ANYWAY! :toofunny:

verks36
06-20-2007, 03:27 PM
Wow that is harsh it adds to it so much that they were not able to re attach it

Preacher
06-22-2007, 04:22 AM
OUCH!!!

How in the WORLD does that happen???

83-Steelers-43
06-22-2007, 05:28 PM
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff

Did she think it was going to tickle Geoff? What a whackadoo.

PAMillerGrrl83
06-22-2007, 10:35 PM
Crazy old hag.

SteelersFever
06-23-2007, 03:02 PM
True story but it's from over 2 years ago.

So, you're saying she is getting out soon? Ruuuuuuuuuun for cover! EEEEEEK!

SteelCityMan786
06-23-2007, 03:03 PM
So, you're saying she is getting out soon? Ruuuuuuuuuun for cover! EEEEEEK!

TAKE COVER! Men keep all private parts protected near this woman.

SteelShooter
06-24-2007, 12:30 AM
:nono:

SteelCityMan786
06-24-2007, 09:30 AM
:nono:

:huh: