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onthebus36
06-25-2007, 10:26 AM
"From today's WP "Norman Chad - Ask the Slouch" column...

Ask The Slouch (Special Bengals edition)
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Q. If Bengals owner Mike Brown spotted one of his players on "America's Most Wanted" and subsequently gave information as to his whereabouts, would his reward money be subject to the NFL's revenue-sharing agreement? (Paul Martin; Dayton, Ohio)

A. Pay the man, Shirley.

Q. When is the Bengals organization going to get with the times and change the stripes on their Bengal Tiger logo to white and black? (Mark Price; Parma, Ohio)

A. Pay the man, Shirley.

Q. Will the Bengals have to go to no-huddle next season so their players can avoid associating with known felons? (Ed Smith Jr.; Schenectady, N.Y.)

A. Pay the man, Shirley.

Q. Would it kill Pacman Jones to make it a Blockbuster night every once in a while? (Rusty Payne; McLean)

A. Pay the man, Shirley. (I consider Pacman Jones an "honorary Bengal.")

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SteelCityMan786
06-25-2007, 10:43 AM
:sofunny:

polamalu3000
06-29-2007, 05:43 PM
:sofunny::sofunny::tt02::tt02::helmet: