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GBMelBlount
06-28-2007, 09:59 PM
My wife & I got a new phone system & new carrier. We got new phone numbers as well. For the last six weeks, since we have had our new home phone number, we have had collection calls for a "John Holmes." Apparently, a collection agent called today asking for "John Holmes." My wife replied "I've heard of the actor, but there is definitely no John Holmes that lives here." According to her, they both started laughing. For some reason I didn't find this funny.

83-Steelers-43
06-28-2007, 10:11 PM
My wife & I got a new phone system & new carrier. We got new phone numbers as well. For the last six weeks, since we have had our new home phone number, we have had collection calls for a "John Holmes." Apparently, a collection agent called today asking for "John Holmes." My wife replied "I've heard of the actor, but there is definitely no John Holmes that lives here." According to her, they both started laughing. For some reason I didn't find this funny.

Well for the record, John Holmes was a porn star. Apparently the people calling your house have nothing else better to do in life. I'm sure their parents are proud.

MACH1
06-28-2007, 11:01 PM
lol... Sounds like phone envy to me. :wink02:

HometownGal
06-29-2007, 06:56 AM
My wife & I got a new phone system & new carrier. We got new phone numbers as well. For the last six weeks, since we have had our new home phone number, we have had collection calls for a "John Holmes." Apparently, a collection agent called today asking for "John Holmes." My wife replied "I've heard of the actor, but there is definitely no John Holmes that lives here." According to her, they both started laughing. For some reason I didn't find this funny.

Count your lucky stars, GB. Johnny the Wad died back in the late 80's from AIDS and has been taking a dirt nap ever since. :wink02:

Elvis
07-03-2007, 05:24 AM
R.I.P.
I hope he said his prayers correctly...

Hines0wnz
07-06-2007, 04:52 PM
hmmm.......kind of lame