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section514
07-18-2007, 02:21 PM
This started in the Madden '08 thread but I feel its better for the Blast Furnace,

What could be some new mini-games within the new game? For those of you that don't know, mini games are like practice drills that you do in the offseason/preseason, like throwing, tackling and kicking drills that you do to boost your players attributes.

here is my idea and I KNOW the rest of you can think of more! :sofunny:

MIKE VICKS DOG TRAINING - select a breed of dog and train it to compete in the UNFLDFC (Underground NFL Dog Fight Club). You must obtain a score of 30 or higher or you and your dog will be suspeneded by Roger.

Crushzilla
07-18-2007, 02:29 PM
Chris Henry's Underage Booze Toss.

Drive around in your teams jersey and collect as much marijuana as possible. Then you must drive from goal line to goal line throwing bottles of liquor to underage girls every 10 yards.

Will be graded on accuracy and terrible grammar.

Livinginthe past
07-18-2007, 02:35 PM
You could be a part-time pimp - the idea is to boost your 'street rep' to the max - get them ho's working good.

But if Pittsburgh....I mean...your team finds out what you do as sideline you get dropped like the proverbial hot potato.

Or.

How about an add-on to the management aspect - you receive some dubious 'adult' material in your inbox (where you generally get player assessments and news headlines) - the task is to not send it to everyone in the NFL and their secretary.

Failure to do so results in a cringe making public apology and enforced retirement.

Other ideas.....you could have a Frogger sub-game where the frog is the NFL player, the road is the offseason and the hazardous traffic is a euphemism for nightclubs/strip clubs/fight clubs.

A special 'North Carolina Edition' results in your frog being victimised by the local 'Police Toads' every 5th level.

'A Franchise Is Born' is based loosely around the exploits of a famous QB who attempts to create his own team from scratch by mating with every available female - extra points for Supermodel conquests.

Thats about all I can come up with at this point.

The Duke
07-18-2007, 02:36 PM
A new Pacman game in which Pacman Jones shoots people instead of eating little dots

section514
07-18-2007, 02:50 PM
'A Franchise Is Born' is based loosely around the exploits of a famous QB who attempts to create his own team from scratch by mating with every available female - extra points for Supermodel conquests.

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:sofunny::sofunny::sofunny::sofunny::toofunny:

RoethlisBURGHer
07-18-2007, 08:10 PM
The Tank Johnson Shooting Game

You start out drinking a twelve pack surrounded by guns and ammo.You see flashing lights,shug the last can,and start shooting at the cops raiding your home.The goal is to kill every cop.If you lose,you end up the only bigtime NFL scumbag without a team to be suspended for.

SteelCityMan786
07-18-2007, 08:16 PM
Paul Brown Stadium Jail where you can jail a Bengal.

RoethlisBURGHer
07-18-2007, 08:32 PM
If It's Browns,Flush It Down

Instead of dropping turds in a toilet bowl,you drop Browns players into Cleveland Browns Stadium and flush it (that is,if the sewage system works the day you play it).

Pittsburghfan
07-18-2007, 08:58 PM
Bengals Out run the Law.

Bengals Players have to Run from the Cops. There is no way to win. If your a Bengal your in jail sooner or later.

PisnNapalm
07-18-2007, 09:13 PM
How about Ben's motorcycle mania! Try to avoid the old ladies making left hand turns.

83-Steelers-43
07-18-2007, 11:25 PM
If you decide to be the Cincinnati Bengals, the game automatically turns into "Grand Theft Auto: Cincinnati".

Players to choose from in Grand Theft Auto: Cincinnati:

Chris Henry: Child molester, thug punk and good with a gun. Because of the way he looks, he also plays a tranny in the red light district.

Odell Thurman: Need to beef up? Visit Odell's pad for roids. Need alcohol? Visit Odell's pad but do not get in the car with him or you will die and have to start all over.

Frostee Rucker: Normally hangs out on 5th street. Loves to beat his wife and is great at vandalising property.

A.J. Nicholson: Need to break into a house or a safe? Here is your man. Also great for a beer run. Once again, do not enter his car.

Matthias Askew: Do not count on this man to bribe the cops. Tends to get tasered and arrested. Horrible at parking cars.

Eric Steinbach: Do not....I repeat do not allow this man to operate a boat in this game.

Reggie McNeal: Low level drug dealer. Nothing more, nothing less.

Deltha O'Neil: Works at McNeilly's Bar. Don't let him drive. He's fast, but always drunk.

Marvin Lewis: Need a lawyer? Marvin Lewis will be more than happy to represent you and get you off the hook. Whether it means playing the race card, blaming the police or simply paying off a juror. Marvin will be there for you in your time of need.

HometownGal
07-19-2007, 05:40 PM
Stabbit Ray's Defensive Techniques

Here, Ray Lewis demonstrates his infamous defensive strategy. If you can't make that tackle by cack kicking, biting, or a head slap - cut 'em down.....literally. Pull out that shank and slice 'em. Hey - if Ray Ray says it's O-tay, it must be O-tay. :chicken:

MACH1
07-19-2007, 05:48 PM
Chris Henry's
Are you younger than a fifth grader.

CantStop85
07-19-2007, 07:14 PM
Chris Henry's
Are you younger than a fifth grader.

Even I got a chuckle out of that one. :thumbsup:

Preacher
07-19-2007, 07:24 PM
Chris Henry's
Are you younger than a fifth grader.


Oh man... Thats just horrible! :sofunny:

SteelCityMan786
07-19-2007, 07:43 PM
If you decide to be the Cincinnati Bengals, the game automatically turns into "Grand Theft Auto: Cincinnati".

Players to choose from in Grand Theft Auto: Cincinnati:

Chris Henry: Child molester, thug punk and good with a gun. Because of the way he looks, he also plays a tranny in the red light district.

Odell Thurman: Need to beef up? Visit Odell's pad for roids. Need alcohol? Visit Odell's pad but do not get in the car with him or you will die and have to start all over.

Frostee Rucker: Normally hangs out on 5th street. Loves to beat his wife and is great at vandalising property.

A.J. Nicholson: Need to break into a house or a safe? Here is your man. Also great for a beer run. Once again, do not enter his car.

Matthias Askew: Do not count on this man to bribe the cops. Tends to get tasered and arrested. Horrible at parking cars.

Eric Steinbach: Do not....I repeat do not allow this man to operate a boat in this game.

Reggie McNeal: Low level drug dealer. Nothing more, nothing less.

Deltha O'Neil: Works at McNeilly's Bar. Don't let him drive. He's fast, but always drunk.

Marvin Lewis: Need a lawyer? Marvin Lewis will be more than happy to represent you and get you off the hook. Whether it means playing the race card, blaming the police or simply paying off a juror. Marvin will be there for you in your time of need.

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny::sofunny:

xXTheSteelKingsXx
07-19-2007, 07:47 PM
If you decide to be the Cincinnati Bengals, the game automatically turns into "Grand Theft Auto: Cincinnati".

Players to choose from in Grand Theft Auto: Cincinnati:

Chris Henry: Child molester, thug punk and good with a gun. Because of the way he looks, he also plays a tranny in the red light district.

Odell Thurman: Need to beef up? Visit Odell's pad for roids. Need alcohol? Visit Odell's pad but do not get in the car with him or you will die and have to start all over.

Frostee Rucker: Normally hangs out on 5th street. Loves to beat his wife and is great at vandalising property.

A.J. Nicholson: Need to break into a house or a safe? Here is your man. Also great for a beer run. Once again, do not enter his car.

Matthias Askew: Do not count on this man to bribe the cops. Tends to get tasered and arrested. Horrible at parking cars.

Eric Steinbach: Do not....I repeat do not allow this man to operate a boat in this game.

Reggie McNeal: Low level drug dealer. Nothing more, nothing less.

Deltha O'Neil: Works at McNeilly's Bar. Don't let him drive. He's fast, but always drunk.

Marvin Lewis: Need a lawyer? Marvin Lewis will be more than happy to represent you and get you off the hook. Whether it means playing the race card, blaming the police or simply paying off a juror. Marvin will be there for you in your time of need.

Hillarious 83:sofunny::sofunny::flap::flap::sofunny::sofunny:

jtdapit
07-19-2007, 08:03 PM
How about flicking off all your dedicated fans.

You can unlock new corn rows!

Buzz05
07-20-2007, 06:00 AM
Steve McNairs blame game.

Where you get as many DUI's as you can and pay off your relatives to take the fall for you. The higher the BAC the higher the school.

HometownGal
07-20-2007, 11:20 AM
Witch Doctor....by Ricky Williams

For all of those aches, pains and nuisances that life tosses your way, hire Ricky the Witch Doctor for the cure. While zappin' 'em with his Zen and zingin' 'em with his zang, Ricky can cure whatever ails ya! Payment may be made by cash, check, VISA or preferably, dime bag. However, if you want the super duper Ricky Williams' special cure where you will "feel no pain", Ricky requires that you BYOB. Bring Your Own Bong (and one for him, too). :chicken:

http://www.hogwild.net/cartoon/ricky.williams-marijuana-bong.jpg

SteelCityMan786
07-20-2007, 11:23 AM
Also in this game is the Pacman's Make it rain. He goes out and create major trouble at Strip Bars and other places.

fansince'76
07-20-2007, 11:26 AM
"Ricky Williams' Beat the Urinalysis" game. In this game, the player assumes the role of Ricky Williams. The object of the game is to drink enough water and pop enough golden seal tablets within a pre-determined time limit to allow Ricky to pass his next drug test!

Jman
07-20-2007, 02:42 PM
There is always the infamous, "Profile Mode." Become a Cincinnati police officer and "profile" Bengals players. Put as many behind bars as possible before the start of the next season. Two-player mode available: Second player can assume the role of Marvin Lewis, publically defending the players and attacking the PD.

steelpride12
07-20-2007, 09:21 PM
"Brady Quinn or Brady Queer Kiss Boys Game"-walk around in a span of 2 min. and kiss as many boys as u can while trying to avoid the Steeler Footballl players from knocking u the F*** out!

RoethlisBURGHer
07-21-2007, 12:27 AM
"Brady Quinn or Brady Queer Kiss Boys Game"-walk around in a span of 2 min. and kiss as many boys as u can while trying to avoid the Steeler Footballl players from knocking u the F*** out!

:sofunny: Do you get extra points for grabbing thier cash and prizes?

MACH1
07-21-2007, 02:16 AM
Carsons Corn Hole Classic....:sofunny:....nuff said

RoethlisBURGHer
07-22-2007, 12:55 PM
"Avoid Ray Lewis"

Gay-Ray is running around the field of play stabbing people.The goal os to avoid getting stabbed by him.You get extra point for pancaking him to the ground.

Godfather
07-22-2007, 02:27 PM
Be Matt Leinart--throw your teammates under the bus after a loss, try to avoid the herp while scrweing Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, demand to be paid like the #1 overall pick even though you're #10.

Tom Benson mode--your city is hit with a massive natural disaster and you try to use it as a pretext to relocate. The more vulture-like your behavior, the more points (for bad PR) you rack up. Examples could be a Cat-3 hitting New York, a 9.0 quake in the Bay Area, or Mike Holmgren's postgame tears causing a tsunami in whatever city the Seahawks just played in.