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SteelersMongol
07-27-2007, 12:22 AM
Bunch of deer were brewing grass in the clearing in a forest on a nice summer day. Then flock of rabbits came in and said,
-Where is your leader?
Deer replied,
-We don’t have one.
The rabbits said,
-Each and every one of you give us $5 each and get the f*ck out of here now.
Outnumbered the deer couldn’t do much, complied and left the clearing.

Next day, deer were still brewing grass and just when they were about to relax, the flock of rabbits came in again. The rabbits asked the same question.
-Where is your leader?
The deer replied,
-We don’t have one.
Then the rabbits said,
-Then, each and every one of you give us $5 each and get the f*ck out of here.
The deer got really upset, but they were still outnumbered, so that they still couldn’t do much, complied and left the clearing.

On the third day morning the deer talked and they decided it was time to do something about those silly rabbits. Then they came up to a lone wolf and told him about the situation and asked him to be their leader and in return he could have as many rabbits as he wants as his food. The wolf agreed and went to the clearing with the deer. As expected flock of rabbits came in and said,
-Where is your leader?
Then wolf came forward and said,
-Here I am. What’s the problem?
All deer started laughing quietly behind the wolf and waited what would the rabbits say. However, there was one big a$$ bear in the rabbit crowd, and stood up on its feet behind the rabbits. The rabbits said,
-All of you, except wolf, should give us 5 bucks each. And wolf, as the leader, you should give us 10 bucks and get the f*ck out of here with your bunch. :toofunny:

(translated it myslef, and i hope it's understandable and make sense. i personally LMAO. enjoy) :smile:

SteelersMongol
07-29-2007, 11:33 AM
Daaamn. Wow, I guess WE REALLY DO HAVE DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR. :smile: Ha ha ha. Oh, well. Some of the jokes that I heard back in the states don't work here sometimes neither. :smile:

Or it's either the translation was so bad that it got lost in transition and don't make sense no more. :toofunny:

xXTheSteelKingsXx
07-29-2007, 09:43 PM
Sorry but I just dont get it???

SteelersMongol
07-30-2007, 04:40 AM
Sorry but I just dont get it???

:smile: Yep. It's definetely the difference in sense of humor. I checked my translation and it's not as bad as I thought. :wink02: Sorry guys, it's my bad for posting this not funny thing from the first place. Won't happen again. :smile:

rbryan
07-30-2007, 01:17 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the joke is that the only reason the rabbits wanted to know who the leader was is because they assumed the leader would have more money to extort.