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Stlrs4Life
07-28-2007, 05:10 PM
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a
> subway next to a
> priest. The man's tie was stained,
>
> his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half
> empty bottle of
> gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
> opened his newspaper
> and began reading.
> After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and
> asked, "Say
> Father, what causes arthritis?"
>
>
> The priest wanting to teach this man a little lesson
> replies, "My Son,
> it's
> caused by loose living, Being with cheap, wicked
> women, too much
> alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping
> around with prostitutes
> & lack of a bath"
>
>
> The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be
> damned," Then returned
> to his paper.
>
>
> The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged
> the man and
> apologized
> "I'm very sorry.
>
> I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have
> you had arthritis?"
>
>
> The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was
> just reading here
> that the Pope does."

SteelersMongol
07-29-2007, 10:25 AM
Ha ha ha.

xXTheSteelKingsXx
07-29-2007, 08:32 PM
:flap::flap::sofunny:

SCSTILLER
08-02-2007, 01:36 PM
That was good!

Preacher
08-03-2007, 03:17 AM
Quite funny!!

#1LambertFan
08-28-2007, 05:24 PM
the priest is goin to hell