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Stlrs4Life
08-06-2007, 04:24 PM
Sex frogs
>>
>> A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As >> she
>> looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign
>> says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions."
>> The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
>> whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." As >> the
>> man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
>> instructions!"
>>
>> The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
>>
>> As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
>> instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is
>> specified:
>> 1. Take a shower.
>> 2. Splash on some nice perfume.
>> 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
>> 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the >> frog to
>> do what he has been trained to do.
>>
>> She then quickly gets into bed with the frog; and, to her surprise, >> nothing
>> happens!
>>
>> The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She >> re-reads
>> the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,
>>
>> "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
>>
>> So, she calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
>>
>> Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes
>> him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the >> instructions.
>> The frog just sits there."
>>
>> The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly >> into
>> its eyes and sternly says:
>> "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more >> time!"

SteelersMongol
08-06-2007, 09:16 PM
:toofunny:

#1LambertFan
08-28-2007, 05:04 PM
With how clever this man was we can immediately rule out that hes not from cinci cleveland or baltimore.

Elvis
09-20-2007, 03:49 PM
:sofunny: