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HometownGal
08-07-2007, 03:10 PM
Ever had a co-worker that was so annoying and irritating that you wanted to knock them into the next month? In all of the years I worked, there was only one person that I wanted to pummel into oblivion. :toofunny:

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

BettisFan
08-07-2007, 03:34 PM
omg lol now we dont want people getting fired now do we hometowngal? lol

MACH1
08-07-2007, 03:41 PM
Where's Lick_my_A** when you need him. :sofunny:

SteelCityMan786
08-07-2007, 03:45 PM
Where's Lick_my_A** when you need him. :sofunny:

The Ohio State Penn.

HometownGal
08-07-2007, 03:47 PM
Where's Lick_my_A** when you need him. :sofunny:

Playing with his lil' friend......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/lincolnshire/content/images/2006/05/26/may06_gallery_51_352x470.jpg

The Duke
08-07-2007, 04:07 PM
The Ohio State Penn.

Oh, he went to join the rest of the bengals

SteelCityMan786
08-07-2007, 07:28 PM
Oh, he went to join the rest of the bengals

That's where he belongs anyway.

SteelersMongol
08-07-2007, 09:14 PM
Where's Lick_my_A** when you need him. :sofunny:

:toofunny: