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BettisFan
08-09-2007, 06:33 PM
1.
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day they fell in a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge of the steep chasm and called out to the fallen dwarfs. From the depths of the dark hole a voice returned, "The browns are Super Bowl contenders."

Snow White thought to herself, "Thank God... at least Dopey's survived!"

2.
Why do Bungles players keep their IQ results on their dash boards?

So they can park in the handicap spaces.

3.
What do you get when you put the girlfriends of a dozen Browns fans in one room?

A full set of teeth!

4.
Why did the Ravens players miss their flight for the big game?

They were stuck on a broken escalator!

5.
If you see a Browns fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him?

It could be your bike

6.
What do you get if you see a Bungles fan buried up to his neck in sand?

More sand!

7.
You're trapped in a room with an angry grizzly bear, a hungry Lion, and a fan of the browns. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the Browns fan? twice.

8.
What do you call a Ravens fan with half a brain?

Gifted!

9.
Why are the browns like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

lol i hope u liked them all!!

BettisFan
08-09-2007, 07:05 PM
please move to jokes area thanks

SteelersMongol
08-09-2007, 10:32 PM
Nice. Thumbs up.

SteelCityMan786
08-09-2007, 11:07 PM
Nice. Taken care of.

#1LambertFan
08-28-2007, 05:59 PM
Chad Johnson once told an ESPN reporter ''The Bengals have the talent to beat all 32 teams in the NFL.''