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08-13-2007, 04:02 PM
might be old but still funny
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A little Cleveland Browns humor.





Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Cleveland Browns.



Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".



Q: How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.



Q: Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?

A: To The Browns Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!



Q: What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.



Q: Why doesn't Canton have a professional football team?

A: Because then Cleveland would want one.



Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.



Q: How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!



Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

xXTheSteelKingsXx
08-13-2007, 07:37 PM
:sofunny: Ha I havent heard some of those.

verks36
08-14-2007, 01:58 AM
ha that is pretty funny alot of them can be used for multiple teams if you just stick there names in them.

i thought this one is pretty funny
Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

clevestinks
08-15-2007, 07:47 PM
oldies but goodies

BOXCAR JOEY
08-16-2007, 12:53 PM
Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


hahahah thats the best one yet!

Moonlite37
08-17-2007, 07:20 PM
LOL:sofunny:

RoethlisBURGHer
08-20-2007, 11:30 PM
There was a fierce custody battle between a man and woman in a divorce over their son.

The kid was 12, so the judge decided to let him choose.

"I don't want to go with my father because he beats me."

"I don't want to go with my mother, because she beats me too."

The judge then asked him if neither parent, who does he want to live with.

"I want to live with the Cleveland Browns, they don't beat anybody!"