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83-Steelers-43
08-28-2007, 12:28 PM
This one makes Paris Hilton look like Chris Langan. I now give you, our future......

WALIARHHLII :willy::willy::willy::willy:

stlrtruck
08-28-2007, 12:56 PM
What? Even with the closed caption on, I was still lost in her answer!!!

83-Steelers-43
08-28-2007, 02:20 PM
What? Even with the closed caption on, I was still lost in her answer!!!

It's simple stlrtruck.

More maps = Solve all world problems. Excellent strategy on her part. Why didn't we think of this before?

It's a proven fact. If we had more maps back in 1931, Japan would never have invaded Manchuria and Hitler would never have gained power in 1933. But that's in the past now. We have to look to the future. If we give our kids more maps RIGHT NOW, problems in Iraq and South Africa will end and peace will be brought to the whole world.

Thank God for "role models" such as this one.

Preacher
08-28-2007, 02:37 PM
i had to stop it half way through.... just couldn't handle it.

Cape Cod Steel Head
08-28-2007, 02:55 PM
Sounds like she works for the current presidential administration.

Preacher
08-28-2007, 02:56 PM
Sounds like she works for the current presidential administration.


:rolleyes:

It must be hard work remaining that bitter.

The Duke
08-28-2007, 03:20 PM
This is what the world is becoming....

83-Steelers-43
08-28-2007, 03:22 PM
i had to stop it half way through.... just couldn't handle it.

Was it before or after she said "U.S. Americans"? :sofunny:

revefsreleets
08-28-2007, 05:38 PM
"The Iraq". Nice.


Look at her, though. She probably thinks the moon is a planet. But does it really matter?

Indy_Steelers
08-28-2007, 05:57 PM
I hope her looks can get her through life because her brains are not.

The Duke
08-28-2007, 06:37 PM
seems like she's trying to redeem herself...


AP Pageant contestant re-answers question

COLUMBIA, S.C. - This time, the question was a little easier for Miss Teen South Carolina. After being stumped by a Miss Teen USA pageant question on live television Friday night, Lauren Caitlin Upton's confused, mangled response has been drawing a lot of attention.
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The 18-year-old got a chance to redeem herself Tuesday on NBC's "Today" show when she was again asked why one-fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a map.

"I would love to re-answer that question," Upton said. "Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don't know anyone else who doesn't. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography."

That was much better than her previous response, which included "U.S. Americans" and mentions of South Africa and "the Iraq."

A YouTube video of Upton has drawn a couple million hits and thousands of comments, many of them with harsh remarks for the Lexington High School graduate who plans to attend Appalachian State University in Boone, N.C.

Upton was taking her flubbed answer ? and the attention ? in stride.

"Everything did come at me at once. I was overwhelmed and I made a mistake. Everybody makes a mistake. I'm human," she said Tuesday. "I seriously think I only heard about one or two words of the actual question."

Upton's former principal Creig Tyler remembered her as a well-rounded student.

"She took college-prep and honors courses and performed well," Tyler told The (Columbia) State newspaper.

Miss Teen Colorado Hilary Carol Cruz won the crown. Upton was third runner-up.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070828/ap_on_re_us/miss_teen_south_carolina


This seems to be the problem
"I seriously think I only heard about one or two words of the actual question."

This girl must have the attention span of a brick :dang:

fansince'76
08-28-2007, 07:00 PM
Marrying money (and a lot of it) is her only hope.

SteelCityMan786
08-28-2007, 07:03 PM
I hope her looks can get her through life because her brains are not.

I have already seen people predicting her to be in porn sometime in the future.

xXTheSteelKingsXx
08-28-2007, 07:16 PM
Wow. And she still got 4th place I believe.

delhess
08-28-2007, 09:19 PM
if a little question like that makes her head swim.... well just imagine what would happen is she ever had the honor of meeting me..... no doubt she would hit the floor:injured:

Preacher
08-28-2007, 09:25 PM
Marrying money (and a lot of it) is her only hope.

You had both my associate pastor and me rolling on the floor laughing!!

vasteeler
08-29-2007, 10:42 AM
of course the moons not a planet its cheese eh tony

Mosca
08-29-2007, 11:09 AM
:rolleyes:

It must be hard work remaining that bitter.

Not really, every time you check the news there is a new reason to get worked up.

For example, this: http://www.ksla.com/Global/story.asp?S=6937987

Nothing like enlisting the church as part of the peace-keeping force; so much for separation of church and state.


Tom

Stlrs4Life
08-30-2007, 08:51 PM
Sounds like she works for the current presidential administration.



She'srobably interviewing for his Press Secretary position.

rog
08-31-2007, 10:15 AM
What is bad about this is I heard that Bush has people looking into the cost for distributing maps to everyone in the world.

Hines0wnz
09-01-2007, 01:20 PM
What a dummeh.

MasterOfPuppets
09-01-2007, 02:03 PM
i couldn't stop starrin at that purtty mouth long enough to absorb what she said....but i agree :thumbsup: