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Mosca
09-13-2007, 10:52 AM
Your Genetic Journey: The Genographic Project (https://www3.nationalgeographic.com/genographic/journey.html), from The National Geographic. This is where my next extra $$ is going, I'd love to find out stuff like this.


Tom

tony hipchest
09-13-2007, 11:22 AM
definitely cool. i know several family members who would love this as a gift. i wonder if everybodys ancestorial map leads back to africa though, and when the time frames of the migration ends.

GBMelBlount
09-16-2007, 10:03 PM
This sounds incredible. My wife and I are going to do it! I think going back 10,000 years you'll find most of the Bengals are from the same tribe....

Crushzilla
09-17-2007, 02:45 AM
I was surprised to find that my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was a Brontosaurus. This would finally explain my slender neck and love of fresh greens.

lamberts-lost-tooth
09-17-2007, 06:01 AM
This sounds incredible. My wife and I are going to do it! I think going back 10,000 years you'll find most of the Bengals are from the same tribe....

Hi...I' m Project Director Dr. Spencer Wells. Your DNA has been analyzed and I regret to say that your ancestral heritage goes back to the south east Asian tribe Bengalis Incompetence...or Homostupidus.

An in-breeding tribe with distinct yellow mohawks, Homostupidus made absolutely no major contributions to culture, art or any of the higher studies now known to man. They were however unique in their advancement of the criminal arts and their dubious ability for self-promotion.

As we follow your ancestral line, you can see that they were kicked out of virtually every self-respecting country, until in a bold move for freedom (and in keeping one step in front of the law)...they left for the New World in the late 1600's to finally settle into Southern Ohio. It is here that they live to this day, typified by their beer guts and cheetoh stained fingers. Still a people of social needs...Homostupidus can be found congregating inside prison yards and outside of welfare offices.

Thank you for your $99 dollar cover charge for this analysis, however the check you sent has been returned due to insufficient funds. Please contact us Immediately to make further financial arrangements.

GBMelBlount
09-17-2007, 09:26 AM
Hi...I' m Project Director Dr. Spencer Wells. Your DNA has been analyzed and I regret to say that your ancestral heritage goes back to the south east Asian tribe Bengalis Incompetence...or Homostupidus.

An in-breeding tribe with distinct yellow mohawks, Homostupidus made absolutely no major contributions to culture, art or any of the higher studies now known to man. They were however unique in their advancement of the criminal arts and their dubious ability for self-promotion.

As we follow your ancestral line, you can see that they were kicked out of virtually every self-respecting country, until in a bold move for freedom (and in keeping one step in front of the law)...they left for the New World in the late 1600's to finally settle into Southern Ohio. It is here that they live to this day, typified by their beer guts and cheetoh stained fingers. Still a people of social needs...Homostupidus can be found congregating inside prison yards and outside of welfare offices.

Thank you for your $99 dollar cover charge for this analysis, however the check you sent has been returned due to insufficient funds. Please contact us Immediately to make further financial arrangements.

:toofunny::sofunny::thumbsup:

Renne'
09-17-2007, 10:57 AM
That was too funny!!!

lamberts-lost-tooth
09-17-2007, 01:05 PM
:toofunny::sofunny::thumbsup:

(snicker).....that may "somehow" end up in the Bengal Forum.

MasterOfPuppets
09-17-2007, 01:57 PM
was homstupidus a scavenging bottomfeeder?:pde:

lamberts-lost-tooth
09-17-2007, 02:51 PM
was homstupidus a scavenging bottomfeeder?:pde:

I see you have a very acute sense of anthropology.....

Though all are scavenging bottom feeders...The head (or chief) of the homostupidus tribe or clan is traditional the biggest bottom feeder... known as hypocritus ludicrus.
Said leader can be easily identified by silver crutches , needed from injuries obtained from consistantly putting his foot in his mouth.

Thank you
Dr. Spencer Wells

xXTheSteelKingsXx
09-17-2007, 07:44 PM
I see you have a very acute sense of anthropology.....

Though all are scavenging bottom feeders...The head (or chief) of the homostupidus tribe or clan is traditional the biggest bottom feeder... known as hypocritus ludicrus.
Said leader can be easily identified by silver crutches , needed from injuries obtained from consistantly putting his foot in his mouth.

Thank you
Dr. Spencer Wells

:sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:

klick81
09-20-2007, 01:15 AM
This is so cool...I'm defenitely going to buy one. May buy one for my sister as well, so we can do one for each of our parents.

lamberts-lost-tooth
09-25-2007, 09:59 AM
This is so cool...I'm defenitely going to buy one. May buy one for my sister as well, so we can do one for each of our parents.

...as opposed to Bengal fans who only have to buy one to figure out the ancestry of their spouse .....and themselves

klick81
02-22-2008, 02:59 PM
Your Genetic Journey: The Genographic Project (https://www3.nationalgeographic.com/genographic/journey.html), from The National Geographic. This is where my next extra $$ is going, I'd love to find out stuff like this.


Tom

Did you go through with this, Mosca?

TroysBadDawg
02-22-2008, 04:59 PM
Hi...I' m Project Director Dr. Spencer Wells. Your DNA has been analyzed and I regret to say that your ancestral heritage goes back to the south east Asian tribe Bengalis Incompetence...or Homostupidus.

An in-breeding tribe with distinct yellow mohawks, Homostupidus made absolutely no major contributions to culture, art or any of the higher studies now known to man. They were however unique in their advancement of the criminal arts and their dubious ability for self-promotion.

As we follow your ancestral line, you can see that they were kicked out of virtually every self-respecting country, until in a bold move for freedom (and in keeping one step in front of the law)...they left for the New World in the late 1600's to finally settle into Southern Ohio. It is here that they live to this day, typified by their beer guts and cheetoh stained fingers. Still a people of social needs...Homostupidus can be found congregating inside prison yards and outside of welfare offices.

Thank you for your $99 dollar cover charge for this analysis, however the check you sent has been returned due to insufficient funds. Please contact us Immediately to make further financial arrangements.

Dr. Spencer, In haste to refute your findings, our research shows that most bottom feeders have turned to the Legal profession or they run for public office. Although they may be the more evolved form of hypocritus ludicrus of the homostupidus genome, the less evolved has a tendency to get juiced, push heavy weights, and be totally accepting of being loser and belonging to a a subgroup of suckaterious. Those members that suck in their endeavors are likely found yelling Who Dey for no apparent reason and to no one in particular, although they feel superior to all others. They should be approached with caution if encountered, for they usually have a strong odor, with missing teeth and carrying brown bottles of intoxicating liquids. The can be very unruly and have a penchant for arguments although they have no thoughts of what they are arguing about.

With due respects,
Dr. Semore Elfs Abc. Def.Ghi. Eieio.