View Full Version : Blonde Cowboy Fan

09-13-2007, 11:12 PM
The Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy fan coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?

The Cowboy says, "Well, it's like this, Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy". And here I am.

Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist.

09-13-2007, 11:14 PM
That's a pretty good one. :chuckle: I work with a Cowboys fan, so I hope you don't mind if I Email him that.

09-13-2007, 11:19 PM
go for it, I love tainting the cowpoke fans