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09-19-2007, 05:06 PM
Answer the questions as honestly as you can. Actual age: 47.

According to the calculator, my "real age" is 39 and my life expectancy is 86.8 years, so I'll be around to heckle all of you for a long time! :wink02:. :banana:


09-19-2007, 05:21 PM
Actual age: 39

"Real age": 31.7

Expected lifespan: 82.3

09-19-2007, 05:25 PM
Actual age: 39

"Real Age": 35.8

Lifespan: 77.2

tony hipchest
09-19-2007, 05:28 PM
hmmmm. it said i shouldve been in a box 6 feet deep, for 4 years now. :confused:


67. that sucks.

09-19-2007, 05:50 PM
hmmmm. it said i shouldve been in a box 6 feet deep, for 4 years now. :confused:


67. that sucks.

:wave: :tombstone

09-19-2007, 05:56 PM
hmmmm. it said i shouldve been in a box 6 feet deep, for 4 years now. :confused:


67. that sucks.


You've been simply mahvalous dahlink! :wink02:


09-19-2007, 06:00 PM
15 and 78.

tony hipchest
09-19-2007, 06:02 PM

(you guys are bastards!) :wink: (not you scm)

:cheers: :smoker:

and thanks HTG for the picture of ben holding my liver.

09-19-2007, 07:39 PM
Actual age: 23 (as of last Monday)

"Real age": 11.7

Expected lifespan: 85.3

Livinginthe past
09-19-2007, 07:51 PM
Actual Age : 31

Real Age : 21.1

Life Expectancy : 83.9

19300......days to go

09-19-2007, 07:55 PM
I soooo want to do this, but I do not have enough posts, so if I post again a few times will I be able to take the test????:dang::banging:

09-19-2007, 09:35 PM
I soooo want to do this, but I do not have enough posts, so if I post again a few times will I be able to take the test????:dang::banging:

Yep. Post away hon! :thumbsup:

09-19-2007, 09:54 PM
Hope this post will let me in!!!!!!

09-19-2007, 10:31 PM
HTG, this is pretty cool!

I am 43.

Real age: 20.4
Life Expectancy: 97.6

Funny, my Grandmother just had her 100th Birthday! That kicked it up a bit on life expectancy.

09-19-2007, 11:13 PM
Biological Age 21
Real Age 5.6
Avg. Life Expectancy 74
My Life Expectancy 89.4

09-20-2007, 04:26 AM
Biological Age: 31
"Real" Age: 17.5
Avg. Life Expectancy: 74
My Life Expectancy: 88.2


09-20-2007, 07:07 AM
Actual Age: 21

Real Age: 18

Life Expectancy: 77

Michael Keller
09-20-2007, 08:49 AM
I love this calculator. My biological age is 63, Real Age is 50, life expectancy is 90. If I did not drive so much and had my hair I would live to be 96. Oh Well, Guess I will at least get to see a few more Super Bowls.


09-20-2007, 09:43 AM
bio agr 29
real age 21.6
life ex 81

If I make it to 81 I'll be amazed.

Big D
09-20-2007, 10:00 AM
life expectancy 53.1

biological age 25

real life age 45.9

i'm going to go buy my burial ground this afternoon

09-20-2007, 11:18 AM
Biological Age 29
Real Age 17
Avg. Life Expectancy 74
My Life Expectancy 86

09-20-2007, 11:33 AM
Actual Age: 48
Real Age: 36.4
Life Expectancy: 87.6
I have 14,500 more days to live.

Side note: They should have asked what your favorite football team was...in my case, it would probably subtract about 60 years from my life, due to the stress...

Just saying.........

09-20-2007, 12:46 PM
Biological age - 33
"Real Age" - 25.5
My Life Expectancy - 81.5

It'd be great if I lived that long, but I know I won't. Too much working against me in my family history.

09-20-2007, 12:50 PM
real age- 13

actual age-16

life expectancy- 77.5

09-20-2007, 07:21 PM
I'm pretty surprised... It said that I had the biological age of a small child..

I feel pretty healthy, but not that healthy!!

Polamalu Princess
09-20-2007, 10:28 PM

The Duke
09-20-2007, 10:40 PM
Biological Age 19
Real Age 6.7 (wtf?)

Life expentacy 82.3

That was fun :tt02:

09-20-2007, 10:45 PM
LoL it said I had a real age of 5.6.

09-21-2007, 12:19 PM
Life expectancy- 62.:jawdrop:3
"Real" age- 37.3 :banging:
Im only 26

Ill have another couple :cheers:

09-21-2007, 01:57 PM
Biological Age: 18
Real Age: 16.6
Life Expectancy 75.4

09-21-2007, 02:14 PM
Actual age: 16
Real age: 1.6 (rofl,is that good or bad?)
Life expectancy: 88.4

Polamalu Princess
09-21-2007, 07:50 PM
Well, once I get back up to 10 posts, I will once again try to do this AGAIN!!!! LOL!!!!

Polamalu Princess
09-21-2007, 07:51 PM
OH!!!!! I only have one more post so I can look at the link! Sorry!

Polamalu Princess
09-21-2007, 08:18 PM
Okay - here I go!!!

Biological Age: 35
Actual Age: 24.8
Life Expectancy: 84.2

So, I guess I am doing okay????

Have a grand night. This was fun. FINALLY!!!!!

09-21-2007, 08:34 PM
Actual age - 17

'Real age' - 1.9 (WTF?) :jawdrop:

'Life expectancy' - 89.1 years :jawdrop:

That’s great and all but how? I have so many diseases that run in my family and marked them all down, eat averagely, exercise mediocre... I sure hope this test is accurate because I answered 100% honestly and am 100% satisfied... :thumbsup:

09-21-2007, 08:50 PM
all i get is a blank screen.....:shake02:

Polamalu Princess
09-21-2007, 09:18 PM
That just means you're already dead and it's no use even filling out the questionaire.

All I can say is hehe - haha!!!!! Go Steelers!!!!:tt02::cheer:

09-21-2007, 09:23 PM
That just means you're already dead and it's no use even filling out the questionaire.:jawdrop: you may be on to something there....i pulled about a half inch splinter out of my finger today..( had to use pliers ),and only had one little spot of blood...:hunch:

09-21-2007, 09:26 PM
Ummm..... Life Expectancy is 75.4???

I think you forgot to add in all the stress from rooting for a team like the Bengals..... That's gotta drop it to somewhere around the mid twenties! (jk 85!!) :flap:lets not forget to figure in the odds of being killed by a bunghole thug.....:sofunny:

09-22-2007, 04:50 AM
Biological age 37

Real age 34.9

Life Expectancy 77.1

Looks like it is good for your health to be a steelers fan!!!:jammin:

But it looks like we have to have LITP around for another 50 years.
Thats a lot of pats talk to live through.:cheers:

09-22-2007, 05:06 AM
Says my real age is 31.2 and I?ll live to be 84.8

09-24-2007, 01:23 PM

biological age - not saying..teens tho
real age - 4 (i'm so healthy...i haven't been born yet!)
avg. life expectancy - 74
my life - 92 years.............. i'll see the 300th anny of maerica

09-24-2007, 05:27 PM
How 'bout beer? Any beer come outta that puncture wound?just a little foam......:alcoholic

09-25-2007, 01:58 PM
Actual Age: 29
Real Age: 24.5
I am going to live until I'm: 78.5


10-05-2007, 05:00 PM
Biological Age: 44

Real Age: 42.3

Life Expectancy: 76.7

10-07-2007, 10:40 AM
Biological Age: 32

Real Age: 21

Life Expectancy: 84

10-08-2007, 12:06 PM
Biological Age: 25
Real Age: 21
Life Expectancy: 78

10-11-2007, 06:15 PM
it says link is "out of date", or I am, that's it I am out of date. To old to sell, past selling date, throw the old man out.