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TroysBadDawg
09-26-2007, 11:33 AM
A five year old boy is sitting on his grandparent's front porch with his Grandpa. The Grandpa opens a cooler and takes out a beer. The five year old says "Can I have one of those? "Grandpa says "Can your pecker reach your ass? "The boy replies "No. It's just a little pecker" and the Grandpa says, "Well then you're not man enough to have a beer". A short time later the Grandpa takes a cigar out of his jacket and lights it. "Can I have one of those?" the five years old asks." Can your pecker reach your ass?" "No" replies the boy. "Well then your not man enough to smoke a cigar", says the Grandpa. A short time later the five year old goes into the house and
returns with a plate of freshly made chocolate chip cookies. The Grandpa says "Can I have one of those?" The little boy asks "Can your pecker reach your ass?" "Hell yeah, my pecker can reach my ass", the Grandpa says. The boy replies, "Then go f**k your self. Grandma made these for me."

xXTheSteelKingsXx
09-26-2007, 08:07 PM
:sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:

CB1977
09-27-2007, 11:20 AM
LOL Troy....good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rog
09-27-2007, 12:45 PM
NICE!!