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10-13-2007, 07:39 AM
10-13-2007, 08:51 PM
Hear hear! that site is hilarious.
CARBOLIC SMOKE BALL INTERCEPTS SECRET STEELERS MEMO: DAN ROONEY TELLS TOMLIN ‘MAKE IT INTERESTING’ FOR THE FANS -- LOSE SOME
“September 1, 2007: Mike, we don’t want to coast through season undefeated. Our fans bore easily. Can't afford them going to movies or mall Sunday afternoons -- we’ll lose revenue. Make season interesting for fans -- hold some guys out of upcoming games to create intrigue. Troy and Hines are good at gimping for media. Mike, feel free to blow a game here and there, but don’t go overboard like Cowher did -- ha, ha! Make playoffs, but just barely. Final point: Say things at weekly press conference that guys on DVE can use for comedy routines. I'm hoping they make you ‘sheriff’ or something – ha, ha! Dan and Art"
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