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stillers4me
11-01-2007, 08:44 PM
Cincinnati Child Custody Case


CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio boy was at the center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. :toofunny:

zoneblitz43
11-02-2007, 10:25 PM
I heard this joke 2 years ago, except it was the Browns who were not capable of beating anyone, lol. It's a classic.

TroysBadDawg
11-02-2007, 11:21 PM
Hey now, that's low. two years ago we won a couple games I think.

j-dawg
11-03-2007, 02:20 AM
yeah.. 6!!

Stlrs4Life
11-03-2007, 09:20 AM
I heard this joke 2 years ago, except it was the Browns who were not capable of beating anyone, lol. It's a classic.


That's the way I remember it also.

steelpride12
11-03-2007, 09:22 AM
ha good one gotta take a laugh once in a while!

#1LambertFan
11-09-2007, 01:08 PM
Why do Browns, Ravens, and Bengals fans all need to get on our site and try to talk smack about Steelers?

onthebus36
11-09-2007, 04:07 PM
That's awesome. I totally got fished in and didn't see that coming. :dang: