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Atlanta Dan
11-02-2007, 05:38 PM
Belicheat as an advice columnist - funny if you hate Coach Unabomber (excerpt & link)

Dear Coach:
I thought that encouraging my football team to celebrate their first touchdown en masse in a game against our longtime conference rival would be a good idea, a way to fire my guys up. Now I'm not so sure, even though we won the game. I've already written a letter of apology to the University of Florida and the Southeastern Conference. What else can I do to show good sportsmanship?
-- Embarrassed in Athens

Embarrassed:
Your first mistake was feeling shame. Your second mistake was apologizing. Your third mistake was endorsing such a timid, namby-pamby celebration. The next time your team scores first, have them gather as a group, then mark their territory by lifting their legs and urinating on your opponent's end zone, goalpost and mascot. If the referee subsequently throws a flag, punch him in the face. Then urinate on him, too.

Remember, "sportsmanship" is loser talk.
-- Bill


http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=belichick/071102&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos2

klick81
11-02-2007, 06:17 PM
LOL...good stuff.

HometownGal
11-02-2007, 07:43 PM
LMAO!!! :toofunny::toofunny::thumbsup:

The next time your team scores first, have them gather as a group, then mark their territory by lifting their legs and urinating on your opponent's end zone, goalpost and mascot. If the referee subsequently throws a flag, punch him in the face. Then urinate on him, too. And be sure to tell your videographer to turn off his cam so you don't get caught. :jammin:

tony hipchest
11-02-2007, 07:57 PM
WANTED:

Bill Belichick a.k.a. "Unacheater"

$250,000 reward

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