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11-03-2007, 12:35 AM
Dusty Underwear

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in
my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker...

"It's not talcum powder......

It's 'Miracle Grow'".