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MACH1
11-17-2007, 09:35 PM
A friend of mine sent me this and had to pass it on.

This one is entertaining to men and women :smile:
enjoy...

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's
and shyly walked
up to the woman behind the counter and said,


I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea
of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are
really only four
types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked
about the types.
The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the
Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.



Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between
them.The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite
simple..

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G,
and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what
the letters
Stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen!

memphissteelergirl
11-20-2007, 02:07 PM
OMG...that is too funny! :toofunny:

SteelersMongol
11-21-2007, 11:45 AM
:toofunny:

Stu Pidasso
11-30-2007, 12:59 AM
Okay dear.......What religion am I? :pin:


Pics please! :wink02: :love:

steelersfanmx
12-01-2007, 01:53 AM
thats was soo funny!:sofunny::toofunny::rofl:

MACH1
12-01-2007, 02:26 AM
Okay dear.......What religion am I? :pin:

Yes.....pics are in order here. :wink02: LOL

Big D
12-01-2007, 08:44 AM
:toofunny: LMAO!

when in doubt dude go with C.. cant complain

sixstringlass
12-12-2007, 04:31 PM
They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen!

The real German word for brassier is almost as funny:

Broganhalter. hehe