View Full Version : Evil Empire Rises Again - Jedi Ben Targets Darth Brady

12-06-2007, 02:12 PM
A year ago, Jedi Manning put to rest the evil empire known as the New England Patriots - or so those in the Rebellion thought so.

Emperor Belicheat has managed to align himself with various evil rulers across the league - Moss, Welker, Seau, and Harrison. The Emperor and these rulers have risen the death star to it's most potent levels and threaten to destroy all that is good within the league.

But all is not lost! In the wings of the Rebellion is another young Jedi. One who has made himself worthy of notice but has been given no mention in the conversations of Manning vs. Brady and how these two control the league. Young Jedi Roethlisberger has made play after play using the Force for good - creating an enjoyable circumstance for all. Even the dreaded bungals enjoy his outstanding performances.

A few years ago Patawon Roethlisberger was able to derail the Emperor and his Evil Empire as they were running amuck in the league. Using the dark side of the force to control 22 straight games. However BIG BEN stood tall against the empire and destroyed their hopes of an undefeated season then...

NOW, as he has matured into a Jedi, Ben must know face his arch nemesis' again. He must control the ball to prevent Darth Brady from gaining control of the ball. He must assist his defense in knocking Evil Emperor Belichick out of the control seat of the Death Star - releasing others from it's intimidating and life threatening grip!!

For those who are part of the Steelers Rebellion we know where are hopes lye and we are confident in our Steel Curtain Defense System as well as our High Powered Offense - it is time that the rebellion show the evil empire how dangerous the Steelers are and that the Steelers Rebellion can not be destroyed, nor will they bow down to the likes of them!!

12-06-2007, 02:56 PM
...may the FORCE be with us :banging::banging::banging:

12-06-2007, 03:49 PM
NICE!!! :thumbsup::thumbsup:


12-06-2007, 04:23 PM
what no mention of palamalu the wookie.

12-06-2007, 04:53 PM
that is too much!!!!!!!!! i love star wars... very good !!!
Defeat the Empire we will!!!!

12-06-2007, 06:48 PM
what no mention of palamalu the wookie.

I'll find a way to work him in during the playoffs!

12-06-2007, 06:59 PM