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sixstringlass
12-12-2007, 05:26 PM
Been dinking with this for a week or so. Finally finished. Sing it to the tune of Golden Earring's "Twilight Zone":

It's 1PM
The game is on
I'm sittin' here waiting
For my team to score
Looks like Belicheater's takin' chances

The defense is on the loose, hit Brady in the head
Wrapped up in the pocket, the play's totally dead
It's fourth down - the whole crowd goes into a frenzy

{Chorus}
Brady's havin' trouble gettin' in the End Zone
The play is on a tape; he left it at home
Now he can't throw it to his super star
Belicheater's just gone too far
Brady's havin' trouble gettin' in the End Zone
Relyin' on the pass; they cannot seem to run
The tape never showed him not to run up the score
Belicheater's just gone too far
Soon everyone will know
If they win the Superbowl
We'll all know it's wrong
If they win the Superbowl

I'm fallin' on my knees, another call blown
A zebra-striped messenger, is on the phone
Kraft wants bank information, send him a million, maybe two

Well the tapin' weighs heavy on his guilty mind
This far from the first down line
And when the bad call comes
He knows damn well that he cheated
And I say