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HometownGal
01-16-2008, 04:12 PM
My new name is Dorfus Chickenlips. :toofunny::toofunny:

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

> a = snickle
> b = doombah
> c = goober
> d = cheesey
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = dumbo
> h = farcus
> i = dorky
> j = doofus
> k = funky
> l = boobie
> m = sleezy
> n = sloopy
> o = fluffy
> p = stinky
> q = slimy
> r = dorfus
> s = snooty
> t = tootsie
> u = dipsy
> v = sneezy
> w = liver
> x = skippy
> y = dink y
> z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = batty
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barffy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o = potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> s = lickin
> t = snickle
> u = chuckle
> v = pickle
> w = hubble
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

> a = butt
> b = boob
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
> o = brains
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice

Post your new name above!

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. So HAVE A GOOD LAUGH! :sofunny:

The Duke
01-16-2008, 04:19 PM
this is fun

my new name is Boobie ChuckleHead :banana:

great thread!

xXTheSteelKingsXx
01-16-2008, 04:25 PM
Thats Mr.Cheesy Chikenpants to you...:toofunny:

Mosca
01-16-2008, 04:25 PM
Sleezy Gizzardhump.

I like it better than my real name!

fansince'76
01-16-2008, 04:30 PM
Dorfus Chickentush. :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

tony hipchest
01-16-2008, 04:46 PM
hmmm.

Snooty Girdlesquirt

i like it. but i woulda liked Crusty or Cheesy Girdlesquirt better. :flap:

tony hipchest = Sloopy Farklebiscuits

(lmao @ Chickentush'76)

touchdownward
01-16-2008, 06:33 PM
Sleezy pickle doodle.........Hey.... wait a minute.... I didn't get a new name. :huh:

Crushzilla
01-16-2008, 06:40 PM
Snickle Chickenchunks

I think its Danish...

PisnNapalm
01-16-2008, 06:41 PM
Sneezy Dippinfanny

Mine is German.... It means I fart alot.

MACH1
01-16-2008, 06:45 PM
Dorky gizzardbutt :chuckle:

Preacher
01-17-2008, 03:05 AM
Dorfus FrickenTush? :hunch:

HometownGal
01-17-2008, 07:39 AM
Snickle Chickenchunks

I think its Danish...


ROFLMAO!!!! :toofunny::toofunny:

stlrtruck
01-18-2008, 11:47 AM
Fluffy Farklechunks

STEELtownHAVOX
01-18-2008, 12:06 PM
Doofus Gorilla-Hump

FOOTEupyourarse
01-18-2008, 01:09 PM
Snickle Snickleshorts!!!!!!!! i got ripped off! i got the same name twice and i think its making fun of my privates!

Rhee Rhee
01-19-2008, 02:46 AM
sloopy wafflehump... sounds a little bit perverted...

Stlrs4Life
01-24-2008, 06:01 PM
Sleezy Potty Shorts!

Steelman16
01-24-2008, 06:33 PM
Goober Dippintush! :toofunny:

kmsteelerwr15
01-24-2008, 06:39 PM
Boobie Farklesniffer :bouncy:....

this is great lol