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lamberts-lost-tooth
02-06-2008, 08:25 AM
For those of you pumped up with pride
"A fan for YEARS" you said...(and lied):blah:
You laid your hopes on Brady...Moss.
Who returned your worship with a loss.":pde:


The best in history" I heard you say.
Then why second best on superbowl day?
"Their records perfect"..I heard you boast.
But not so perfect when it mattered most.:laughing:

So heres to you, dont give up hope
You always have welfare checks and dope.
Im so sad the Giants ruined your plans
You freakin band wagon jumping fans!

You picked a team already on the rise.
(Just part of a your imaginary world of lies)
But lies and pride..well...they just dont last.
You cant keep living-in-the-past.
:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

Lambert Shakespear

kmsteelerwr15
02-06-2008, 08:34 AM
:sofunny::sofunny::sofunny::sofunny:

thats funny, great job

lamberts-lost-tooth
02-06-2008, 09:43 AM
Blast furnace!!!???...:wink02: This is all NFL facts!!!!

fansince'76
02-06-2008, 09:44 AM
In honor of their historic* 18-1 runner-up season:

http://www.freewebs.com/fflfootball2005/TOILET%20PAPER%20HOLDER%20TROPHY.jpg

lamberts-lost-tooth
02-06-2008, 09:46 AM
In honor of their historic* 18-1 runner-up season:

http://www.freewebs.com/fflfootball2005/TOILET%20PAPER%20HOLDER%20TROPHY.jpg

:sofunny::toofunny::sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
02-06-2008, 10:05 AM
For those of you pumped up with pride
"A fan for YEARS" you said...(and lied):blah:
You laid your hopes on Brady...Moss.
Who returned your worship with a loss.":pde:


The best in history" I heard you say.
Then why second best on superbowl day?
"Their records perfect"..I heard you boast.
But not so perfect when it mattered most.:laughing:

So heres to you, dont give up hope
You always have welfare checks and dope.
Im so sad the Giants ruined your plans
You freakin band wagon jumping fans!
:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

Lambert Shakespear

Got to add one more verse!!!

You picked a team already on the rise.
(Just part of a your imaginary world of lies)
But lies and pride..well...they just dont last.
You cant keep living-in-the-past.

(added it to the main "Ode"...hehehehe)

tony hipchest
02-06-2008, 10:28 AM
cool. can i play too?

your egos grew bigger than bruschis head.
you were the best, til you shit the bed.
now the tears flow into your chowder,
cause brady is balding like susan powter.

"Stop the insanity!"

:chuckle:

lamberts-lost-tooth
02-06-2008, 10:33 AM
cool. can i play too?



:chuckle:

LMAO!!!!! (Bigger than Bruschis head)

tony hipchest
02-06-2008, 11:09 AM
this is fun...

the o-line kept toms jersey the cleanest,
but in the big one, they sucked the penis.
like gizelles chest, the linemen looked flat,
and brady finally got some dirt on his back!

stlrtruck
02-06-2008, 11:29 AM
Tom, you wanted Plax to predict more
Truth of the matter, you could barely score
Your play made all of New England sick
The world finally learned why you were a sixth round draft pick!
And to make matters worse, your son's initials are J.E.T.
But unlike you, he'll actually stand to pee!!

lamberts-lost-tooth
02-06-2008, 01:36 PM
Tom, you wanted Plax to predict more
Truth of the matter, you could barely score
Your play made all of New England sick
The world finally learned why you were a sixth round draft pick!
And to make matters worse, your son's initials are J.E.T.
But unlike you, he'll actually stand to pee!!

Bravo!!!!!!:thumbsup:

revefsreleets
02-06-2008, 03:23 PM
If this poem was a move in "Mortal Kombat", it would have been a FATALITY!

Brutal!

dragtruk
02-06-2008, 07:39 PM
:cheers: You guys crack me up! C'mon guys, more verses. I need something to write on the shi*house walls at work. :sofunny:

HometownGal
02-06-2008, 09:04 PM
OMFG - this thread is priceless! Excellent!!!! :cheers::toofunny::toofunny:

Steeler in Carolina
02-06-2008, 09:29 PM
Nice one

tony hipchest
02-07-2008, 08:51 AM
19 and oh was the dream of fools.
put away those duck boats, you crazy tools.
and fuhgettabout that parade youre planning.
you just got beat down by the 2nd manning.

all you can do now is cry and pout,
cause michael strahan "stomped you out".
tickertape fell in the "Canyon of Heros",
but atleasat you got the trademark for "19 and ZERO*".

SteelerFanInCA
02-07-2008, 11:11 AM
Well done. :cheers:

dragtruk
02-07-2008, 02:57 PM
19 and oh was the dream of fools.
put away those duck boats, you crazy tools.
and fuhgettabout that parade youre planning.
you just got beat down by the 2nd manning.

all you can do now is cry and pout,
cause michael strahan "stomped you out".
tickertape fell in the "Canyon of Heros",
but atleasat you got the trademark for "19 and ZERO*".

I never was good at poetry, so I'm enjoying this. That is awesome. Do you mind if I post that on every shithouse wall in Boston? :cheers::sofunny:

tony hipchest
02-07-2008, 04:18 PM
I never was good at poetry, so I'm enjoying this. That is awesome. Do you mind if I post that on every shithouse wall in Boston? :cheers::sofunny:

lol :sofunny: by all means!

it sucks to lose twice to a manning,
with a quarterback weaker than Dakota Fanning.
and a coach who simply dont give a damn.
who made those calls? "I Am Sam"?

Stu Pidasso
02-07-2008, 10:43 PM
Their fans are all bawling and crying
That their precious dynasty is dying
It's killing the team trying to act all noble
Now that there's more Browns than them in the Pro Bowl.

revefsreleets
02-08-2008, 08:40 AM
Damn, dude, did you just rhyme pro bowl with noble?

Impressive!

memphissteelergirl
02-08-2008, 09:02 AM
LOL....you guys do "The Bard" proud! :thumbsup:

tony hipchest
02-08-2008, 09:17 AM
Damn, dude, did you just rhyme pro bowl with noble?

Impressive!lol. i thought the same thing. good work stu!

Stu Pidasso
02-08-2008, 11:47 AM
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal !

SteelersGirlTN7
02-10-2008, 06:20 PM
GREAT stuff everyone!!!! See, I knew I wasn't the only poet on the board LOL

Here's my 2 cents :-)


Perfection is what the Pats were after
While the rest of us had lots of laughter

Tom Brady should have kept his big mouth shut
And everyone thought the Pats win no matter what

This game will go down as one of the best
But the loser won't be forgotten like some of the rest

18-1* -- that stat is for real
You cheated to get there and couldn't finish the deal

Galax Steeler
02-11-2008, 04:16 AM
GREAT stuff everyone!!!! See, I knew I wasn't the only poet on the board LOL

Here's my 2 cents :-)


Perfection is what the Pats were after
While the rest of us had lots of laughter

Tom Brady should have kept his big mouth shut
And everyone thought the Pats win no matter what

This game will go down as one of the best
But the loser won't be forgotten like some of the rest

18-1* -- that stat is for real
You cheated to get there and couldn't finish the deal

not bad

NJarhead
02-14-2008, 08:49 PM
Found this on the Boston.com forum and thought it was pretty funny (the theme anyway):

"Humpty patsy sat on a wall... humpty patsy had a big fall (at the perfect time)!!! All the paid off refs, all the bad writers, video taping, band wagon fans, so call experts and Goodell could not put them back together again!!!"

"Humpty Patsy" :rofl: That's just too freaking funny.