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TroysBadDawg
02-09-2008, 09:53 AM
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'


'OLD ' IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot


'OLD' IS WHEN . A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door


'OLD' IS WHEN . Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.


'OLD' IS WHEN . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police


'OLD' IS WHEN .'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today


'OLD' IS WHEN . 'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.


'OLD' IS WHEN . An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

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'OLD' IS WHEN . You are not sure these are jokes?