View Full Version : The alternative universe of Tom Brady

02-12-2008, 01:28 AM
Foudn an article on ESPN.com that gives it to Tom Brady.

This follows on from the 5 stages of depression article by DJ Gallo.

It is a funny parody of what Tom Brady's life could have been if Drew Bledsoe had not been injured.


02-12-2008, 06:48 AM
OMG Aussie - that was hysterical!!!! :toofunny::toofunny:

Poor little goat. :shake02:

02-12-2008, 10:06 AM
That's a disgrace to Tony Soprano.

But still funny as hell.

02-13-2008, 06:59 PM
If I was capable of feeling sympathy for the douchey ass that is Tom Brady, this article would have elicited that response. That's pretty effing brutal! The sad thing is, that it's probably mostly true, although I would give him the Arena Football League and maybe some kind of Kurt Warner-like career resurgence.

02-13-2008, 08:46 PM
Eh, I wouldn't feel any sympathy for Ass-Chin, he played for That School Up North.

02-13-2008, 09:00 PM
You need to re-read. I lost that ability a long time ago. If Tom Brady was burning to death right next to me and I had a fire hose filled with space-aged polymers specifically developed to put out human fires burning on NFL QB's, and he begged for help, I'd TUCK the hose under my arm, and exclaim that I'd love to help, but the rules clearly state that once I tuck the hose, well, the play is over.

Too bad. So sad.