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HometownGal
02-12-2008, 09:07 PM
Steve was in trouble. He forgot Valentine's Day.

His wife was really angry and she told him,
"Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning Steve got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to
the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Steve has been missing since Friday.

:toofunny::toofunny:

Mistah_Q
02-12-2008, 09:15 PM
Manual http://www.algen.com/images/C442x_small.jpg

or Automatic? http://balance.balances.com/125/uc322.jpg