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02-29-2008, 01:41 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians ?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of
Elephant droppings, it takes all morning.'

Steeler in Carolina
02-29-2008, 06:48 PM