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tony hipchest
03-12-2008, 11:12 PM
(i probably did this before, but what the hell. some levity never hurts.)

you might be a football fiend if you seriously ponder and calculate whether you can actually punt your neighbors yapping chuihuahua over the telephone/electic/cable wire in the back yard.

if one of your most intimate fantisies involves goldie hawn in "wildcats".

if youve had sirius radio for 3 years and only know 1 channel- 124 = nfl radio.

if you think the phrase "pulling a groin" is not a laughing matter.

polamalu82
03-12-2008, 11:24 PM
What if I want to punt a bunch of beagles over a house. Damn redneck neighbor.

tony hipchest
03-12-2008, 11:29 PM
What if I want to punt a bunch of beagles over a house. Damn redneck neighbor.lol... you might be a football fiend.

...if you buy a 30 pack of brew at the store and immediately calculate how many "stadium brews" that would be.

polamalu82
03-12-2008, 11:34 PM
if you watch all the babble on ESPN just waiting for football news

Dino 6 Rings
03-13-2008, 10:00 AM
if at random times during the off season when all is quite in the house you shout out 175 Days til kickoff!!!!

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 11:20 AM
If the next big day on your calender is the NFL draft instead of Easter

BettisFan
03-13-2008, 11:48 AM
If you count down the days till the new season starts

Dino 6 Rings
03-13-2008, 12:07 PM
if your kids turn the channel to the NFL network when you walk into the room and say "here's the remote daddy, I turned it to 212 for you."

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 12:11 PM
if your kids turn the channel to the NFL network when you walk into the room and say "here's the remote daddy, I turned it to 212 for you."

This should be in "You might be running your home like a bootcamp if..." J/k :sofunny:

tony hipchest
03-13-2008, 12:33 PM
...if you have a dog named "Walter" and a daughter named "Payton".

...if you had the name Payton Terry (teresa/terence) picked out before you even knew if it was a girl or boy.

...if youre a die hard steelerfan and still have no problem naming your 1st born after a chicago bear.

...if you briefly thought Ditka Butkis Hipchest had a nice ring to it. :chuckle:

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 12:40 PM
...if you have a dog named "Walter" and a daughter named "Payton".

...if you had the name Payton Terry (teresa/terence) picked out before you even knew if it was a girl or boy.

...if youre a die hard steelerfan and still have no problem naming your 1st born after a chicago bear.

...if you briefly thought Ditka Butkis Hipchest had a nice ring to it. :chuckle:

That pretty much covers all the body parts.:sofunny:

stlrtruck
03-13-2008, 02:32 PM
When naming your children, you secretly try to find ways to put Steelers names in with it.

Dino 6 Rings
03-13-2008, 02:44 PM
...you take your rivalaries so seriously that your 8 year old daughter actually thinks that PSU is "Penn Stink University"

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 02:59 PM
...you take your rivalaries so seriously that your 8 year old daughter actually thinks that PSU is "Penn Stink University"

Easy now. Thats my college team.:smile:

Dino 6 Rings
03-13-2008, 04:22 PM
Easy now. Thats my college team.:smile:

Sorry for your bad luck...:flap:

steelpinstripe72
03-13-2008, 04:40 PM
When naming your children, you secretly try to find ways to put Steelers names in with it.

That's what my dad did to me. Middle name is Lynn. Mum tries to ignore that part, but anyway. Didn't have much of a choice straight out of the gate, man. I was even born a week late - just in time for what is now the opening weekend of football season.

stillers4me
03-13-2008, 07:58 PM
You teach your child or grandchild to say " the Bengals suck".

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 08:12 PM
You teach your child or grandchild to say " the Bengals suck".
is there anyway to teach your son to say the ravens suck?????? (my son loves them).

and forget counting down until the season starts.. when the season ends i start counting down to OTAs...and voluntary mini camp

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 08:35 PM
is there anyway to teach your son to say the ravens suck?????? (my son loves them).

and forget counting down until the season starts.. when the season ends i start counting down to OTAs...and voluntary mini camp

Have you tried electroshock?:flap:

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 08:42 PM
Have you tried electroshock?:flap:

i dont want to go to jail for child abuse..lol.... its bad enough my son owns a ray lewis jersey. which there is a pic posted of him in it on the boards

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 08:46 PM
i dont want to go to jail for child abuse..lol.... its bad enough my son owns a ray lewis jersey. which there is a pic posted of him in it on the boards

Show him a pic of the men in the as#less chaps and tell him thats what all men that are Ratbird fans wear. That should scare him straight.:sofunny:

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 08:48 PM
Show him a pic of the men in the as#less chaps and tell him thats what all men that are Ratbird fans wear. That should scare him straight.:sofunny:
man he is only 5, no porno buttcheeks..lol

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 09:07 PM
..if you'd rather watch a game than make love to your g/f or wife
..if you've ever broken a tv screen with a beer bottle
..if your team makes the playoffs and you buy a heart defibulator

Dino 6 Rings
03-13-2008, 10:01 PM
if you plan on getting your wife pregnant so when you go to the PITT vs ND football game in Notre Dame this year, you can tell all your friends after your child is born that your child "was at that game"

Dino 6 Rings
03-14-2008, 08:02 AM
if while you're at you 10 year old daughters soccer practice you think to yourself about one of her team mates, "That girl is fast enough to return punts at the next level."

BettisFan
03-14-2008, 10:49 AM
If you dedicate one room in your house (aka The man Cave) to nothing but your favorite football team. :tt02:

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd95/lloydfan4life/Steeler%20Room/DSCF1927a.jpg

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd95/lloydfan4life/Steeler%20Room/DSCF1926a.jpg


beautiful room, is it your basement? Looks like one. Nice :cheers:

stlrtruck
03-14-2008, 10:50 AM
...you take your rivalaries so seriously that your 8 year old daughter actually thinks that PSU is "Penn Stink University"

And your college team would be? Let me guess OSU?

BettisFan
03-14-2008, 10:52 AM
Boo OSU hella no man how can you like them

Dino 6 Rings
03-14-2008, 11:14 AM
And your college team would be? Let me guess OSU?

Well considering the fact that OSU doesn't consider PSU their rival...that is impossible...

LETS GO PITT!!!!

stlrtruck
03-14-2008, 12:06 PM
Well considering the fact that OSU doesn't consider PSU their rival...that is impossible...

LETS GO PITT!!!!

Seriously, you put down PSU and you're a pitt fan? Wow! I've heard of audacity but that might take the cake.

I mean think about it. We may have the oldest coach to jog the sidelines but at least we didn't EVER hire Wanstadt :toofunny:

Dino 6 Rings
03-14-2008, 02:01 PM
Seriously, you put down PSU and you're a pitt fan? Wow! I've heard of audacity but that might take the cake.

I mean think about it. We may have the oldest coach to jog the sidelines but at least we didn't EVER hire Wanstadt :toofunny:

no, he just crapped his pants on a 4th down play...

hey who has more National titles again? Oh yeah...12-0. Got you last!

stlrtruck
03-14-2008, 02:07 PM
no, he just crapped his pants on a 4th down play...

hey who has more National titles again? Oh yeah...12-0. Got you last!

I know of at least two - but 82 and 86.

But I digress, you still have Wanstadt. Seriously how do you expect anyone to take your team serious when you have Dave at the helm?

Dino 6 Rings
03-14-2008, 02:18 PM
People will be taking him seriously enough in the 08 season when Shady starts running over everyone in our path.

Not worried, Dave W is a huge upgrade over Walt "I don't know how to coach with a lead that big" Harris.

Doesn't the serious Coach Joe Pa have someone to yell at in traffic or something?

Dino 6 Rings
03-14-2008, 02:21 PM
when you told your wife about this thread she suggested when we have a baby we name him or her First name Joe, Middle Name Greene.

Galax Steeler
03-15-2008, 07:08 AM
when you have steeler pictures in place of you famileys on the wall.

stillers4me
03-15-2008, 07:18 AM
Hey Lloyd............nice of you to let Woodsonsgirl put up her favorite jersey in "your" room! :wink02:

Great room!

Dino 6 Rings
03-19-2008, 04:33 PM
when you find yourself in a boring meeting at work and instead of taking notes or listening to the dude talking in monotone...you are busy drawing up defenses that would thwart the Florida Gators offense from 2 seasons ago.

BettisFan
03-19-2008, 05:39 PM
If your life is steelers