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TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 01:30 PM
The latest athlete-to-underwear model rumor to hit the field is that New York Giant Super Bowl champ Eli Manning may show some skin. The NY Daily News' Jo Piazza reports (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/03/09/2008-03-09_sex__the_singular_star_sarah_jessica_par.html?p age=1): "Calvin Klein may be trying to get into Tom Brady's pants (the company, not the designer, to make him the brand's new underwear model!), but word on the street is sexy men's underwear line 2(x)ist is trying to get his rival, Giants quarterback Eli Manning, to model their teeny-weeny, bikini-style briefs."

Actually, the Brady rumors have been denied, but Brady is certainly ahead in the sexy endorsements department, and this would give Eli some indecent exposure.
http://www.towleroad.com/2008/03/super-bowl-cham.html


http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/beautifulgirl427/eli_manning.jpg

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 01:36 PM
Well this guys a 2(xist) model too. So I say why not eli.:sofunny:

http://www.randomfatkids.com/fat-feature-nov.jpg

tony hipchest
03-13-2008, 01:41 PM
brady just signed a deal to model Kotex and assless chaps.

:yeehaw:

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 01:44 PM
Does he put the Kotex in his ass to keep it from bleeding?

tony hipchest
03-13-2008, 01:46 PM
Does he put the Kotex in his ass to keep it from bleeding?nah, its just for when Aunt Flo comes to visit him every month.

fansince'76
03-13-2008, 01:47 PM
"Calvin Klein may be trying to get into Tom Brady's pants (the company, not the designer, to make him the brand's new underwear model!), but word on the street is sexy men's underwear line 2(x)ist is trying to get his rival, Giants quarterback Eli Manning, to model their teeny-weeny, bikini-style briefs."

More like "his daddy." :coffee:

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 01:48 PM
Does he put the Kotex in his ass to keep it from bleeding?

OMG :jawdrop:

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 01:48 PM
nah, its just for when Aunt Flo comes to visit him every month.

Well with the assless chaps he's going to have to do something about the rectal bleeding. That blood could get embarassing.:toofunny:

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 01:49 PM
OMG :jawdrop:

Blastfurnace Baby!!!!:flap:

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 01:59 PM
Blastfurnace Baby!!!!:flap:

yes it is.. which is why i put it here in the first place..lol.. i just wasnt expecting that

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 02:03 PM
It was Tony's fault. He put Brady,Kotex, and ass chaps together. I couldn't resist.:smile:

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 02:06 PM
It was Tony's fault. He put Brady,Kotex, and ass chaps together. I couldn't resist.:smile:
lol... its always tony's fault.. i am waiting for him to bring out the big cheese..lol :wink02:

tony hipchest
03-13-2008, 02:07 PM
lol. im innocent. :rolleyes:

how do i always wind up getting blamed for this stuff?

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 02:08 PM
lol. im innocent. :rolleyes:

how do i always wind up getting blamed for this stuff?

its the cheeses fault.. :wink02:

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 02:11 PM
I felt like I was a puppet in his plan. :angel:

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 02:17 PM
tony

now you wouldnt be playing us would you..lol

tony hipchest
03-13-2008, 02:20 PM
tony

now you wouldnt be playing us would you..lol

NEVER! :violin:

:evil:

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 02:27 PM
NEVER! :violin:

:evil:

in the words of anakin skywalker.................LIAR!!!!!!

tony hipchest
03-13-2008, 02:31 PM
in the words of anakin skywalker.................LIAR!!!!!!why do you have dennis rodman in your avitar?

:sofunny: :flap: :bouncy:

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 02:33 PM
From left to right:
Left-Tom Brady middle-Robert Kraft right-Brady Quinn
http://cramiuya.com/images/shoeshine.jpg

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 02:35 PM
why do you have dennis rodman in your avitar?

:sofunny: :flap: :bouncy:

Rodman wears assless chaps I'd say we got her thinkin'.:sofunny:

tony hipchest
03-13-2008, 02:37 PM
From left to right:
Left-Tom Brady middle-Robert Kraft right-Brady Quinn
http://cramiuya.com/images/shoeshine.jpg

looks like T.O. is getting an autograph from kraft.

(either that, or hes signing up to be a member of the Assless Chaps Glee Club too)

tony hipchest
03-13-2008, 02:40 PM
MODS!

can we get this thread re-titled

The Official Assless Chaps Thread?

thank you. oh, and make it a "sticky" please.

:toofunny:

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 02:41 PM
looks like T.O. is getting an autograph from kraft.

(either that, or hes signing up to be a member of the Assless Chaps Glee Club too)

:toofunny:
Didn't even notice that. The name of the pic was "shoe shine"....I bet thats all they've been shinning. Waxing some ass I'd say.

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 02:41 PM
why do you have dennis rodman in your avitar?

:sofunny: :flap: :bouncy:

that isnt dennis rodman.. that is the franchise qb of your steelers..lol .

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 02:43 PM
Rodman wears assless chaps I'd say we got her thinkin'.:sofunny:
i definately dont want to be thinking of rodman in assless chaps..

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 02:43 PM
MODS!

can we get this thread re-titled

The Official Assless Chaps Thread?

thank you. oh, and make it a "sticky" please.

:toofunny:

The Sticky Assless Chaps thread huh?:toofunny:Yeah but would anyone other than Me and You post in it. :sofunny:

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 02:44 PM
The Sticky Assless Chaps thread huh?:toofunny:Yeah but would anyone other than Me and You post in it. :sofunny:
well tony is a nut anyway...lol... i would say those men are cutting the cheese..lol..

BettisFan
03-13-2008, 06:29 PM
This is a little weird now

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 06:33 PM
This is a little weird now

You had to be on. Does take a pretty hard left turn don't it.:sofunny:

BettisFan
03-13-2008, 06:34 PM
yes lol

MACH1
03-13-2008, 06:38 PM
And here they are in their last victory parade...


http://www.magicalarts.org/050523/050523-Images/8.jpg


And heres next season's model...:sofunny:


http://macksleathers.com/shop3/images/Asslss1.jpg

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 06:45 PM
....And here we go again. Who's who in your pic?.:sofunny:

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 06:47 PM
And heres next season's model...:sofunny:


http://macksleathers.com/shop3/images/Asslss1.jpg

Crack Strapless Brady will like that I'm sure. Easy access. Nothing to get in the way.:toofunny:

tony hipchest
03-13-2008, 08:28 PM
Does he put the Kotex in his ass to keep it from bleeding?

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/tampax.gif

TackleMeBen
03-13-2008, 08:33 PM
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/tampax.gif
OMG!!!!!!!!!

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 09:18 PM
Wasn't that found in the wine cellar that Tom and Gazzelle were in? Toms prob looking for it.:sofunny:

PAMillerGrrl83
03-13-2008, 10:46 PM
It amazes me at how this thread went from Eli Manning modeling undies to...erm what it is now.

polamalu82
03-13-2008, 10:53 PM
It amazes me at how this thread went from Eli Manning modeling undies to...erm what it is now.

Doesn't amaze me. I think it was a natural transition.:sofunny:

BettisFan
03-14-2008, 01:17 AM
please no more with the pictures!

Galax Steeler
03-14-2008, 04:51 AM
brady just signed a deal to model Kotex and assless chaps.

:yeehaw:

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

TackleMeBen
03-14-2008, 07:19 AM
It amazes me at how this thread went from Eli Manning modeling undies to...erm what it is now.
lol.. well to get it back on track, eli doesnt have a bad body :wink02:. he isnt as pudgy as ben..lol

memphissteelergirl
03-14-2008, 10:09 AM
Well this guys a 2(xist) model too. So I say why not eli.:sofunny:

http://www.randomfatkids.com/fat-feature-nov.jpg


Ok...that's just...wrong :yuck:

BettisFan
03-14-2008, 11:45 AM
AHHHH

tony hipchest
03-14-2008, 12:33 PM
AHHHH


:huh:

was that the sound of refreshment?

polamalu82
03-14-2008, 01:42 PM
Ok...that's just...wrong :yuck:

You know ya like it. More cushion for the pushin'.:wink02::sofunny:

TackleMeBen
03-14-2008, 02:01 PM
ok, this thread has officially been hijacked..lol

polamalu82
03-14-2008, 02:13 PM
ok, this thread has officially been hijacked..lol

It's been hijacked since yesterday at post #3. I did see your attempt at getting it back. Good try!! :sofunny:

PAMillerGrrl83
03-14-2008, 02:38 PM
lol.. well to get it back on track, eli doesnt have a bad body :wink02:. he isnt as pudgy as ben..lol

LoL I think Ben's "pudgieness" is cute. But I do prefer Heath and his abs...yummy, but back to Eli I'd rather see him in his undies than Brady.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l214/BensBabe7_2006/heathshirtless.jpg

TackleMeBen
03-14-2008, 03:00 PM
LoL I think Ben's "pudgieness" is cute. But I do prefer Heath and his abs...yummy, but back to Eli I'd rather see him in his undies than Brady.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l214/BensBabe7_2006/heathshirtless.jpg

yes i think its cute too.. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/beautifulgirl427/BenShirtless3.jpg
but damn heath... i might have to come kidnap him next..lol

TackleMeBen
03-14-2008, 03:02 PM
It's been hijacked since yesterday at post #3. I did see your attempt at getting it back. Good try!! :sofunny:

cant blame a girl for trying :wink02:

PAMillerGrrl83
03-14-2008, 10:35 PM
yes i think its cute too.. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u251/beautifulgirl427/BenShirtless3.jpg
but damn heath... i might have to come kidnap him next..lol

Heath is definately yummy, he hasn't changed a whole lot since HS, cept got hotter.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l214/BensBabe7_2006/heath832.jpg

BettisFan
03-15-2008, 12:44 AM
we need to close this thread it keeps getting more nauseating every day

tony hipchest
03-15-2008, 01:08 AM
we need to close this thread it keeps getting more nauseating every day:dang:


"we"?

is there a mouse in your pocket?

BettisFan
03-15-2008, 02:01 AM
:dang:


"we"?

is there a mouse in your pocket?

as a matter of fact.. :banana:

Galax Steeler
03-15-2008, 07:46 AM
It's ashamed we don't have cheerleaders to look at and talk about that would make this thread more interesting.

PAMillerGrrl83
03-16-2008, 10:39 PM
Spoiled sports...all you pervy men...shame shame!

BettisFan
03-16-2008, 10:41 PM
It's ashamed we don't have cheerleaders to look at and talk about that would make this thread more interesting.

We have Steely Mcbeam!!!:banging:

TackleMeBen
03-17-2008, 10:20 AM
We have Steely Mcbeam!!!:banging:

you guys can look at mcbeam.. and we girls can look at the players

TackleMeBen
03-17-2008, 10:58 AM
he said your pocket, not your pants! :flap:
arent they one in the same????:wink02:

PAMillerGrrl83
03-17-2008, 02:44 PM
you guys can look at mcbeam.. and we girls can look at the players

Couldn't have said it better myself. :tt02:

memphissteelergirl
03-17-2008, 05:13 PM
you guys can look at mcbeam.. and we girls can look at the players


Hear, here!!
:lust:

BettisFan
03-17-2008, 06:34 PM
Hear, here!!
:lust:

well that just sucks for us.. i'll just watch the game :dang:

TackleMeBen
03-17-2008, 07:08 PM
Couldn't have said it better myself. :tt02:

except for sep... htg will kick our butts if we check him out:flap:

PAMillerGrrl83
03-17-2008, 11:26 PM
except for sep... htg will kick our butts if we check him out:flap:

He's fine LoL, he stays and us girls multitask, we watch the game and oogle the guys.

Galax Steeler
03-18-2008, 05:08 AM
We have Steely Mcbeam!!!:banging:

I believe I will pass on that and go read another thread.:thumbsup:

TackleMeBen
03-18-2008, 06:30 AM
He's fine LoL, he stays and us girls multitask, we watch the game and oogle the guys.
:iagree: