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VTsteel
03-22-2008, 09:06 PM
A bachelor has no belly because when he opens a fridge he says:
- "Damn it, the same again!" and then goes to bed.
A Married man has a big belly because when he comes to bed he says:
- "Damn it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.

polamalu82
03-22-2008, 09:31 PM
Thats why I'm not married. I'm afraid of the three rings.

The engagement ring

The wedding ring

The suffering.:sofunny:

NJarhead
04-04-2008, 09:00 PM
One day, long, long ago.......


there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or b*tch.

http://dclips.fundraw.com/thumbdir/happy_woman_dirk_struve_01.jpg



But this was a long time ago.......


and it was just that one day.




The End

19ward86
04-04-2008, 10:29 PM
very funny.