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polamalu82
03-23-2008, 02:50 PM
NFL Network's Adam Schefter reports Brandon Marshall's arm-through-the TV injury occurred when he slipped on an empty McDonald's bag.
Happens to the best of 'em. Marshall apparently tried to brace his fall with his arm and put it through the television entertainment center. "It's funny because I pride myself on YAC (yards after catch) and being one of the toughest players to take down once I have the ball in my hands," Marshall said. "So for the next couple of days I'm going to take the time to build my confidence back up after allowing that McDonalds bag to take me down." His arm will be in a cast for two weeks. It's uncertain how many stitches he needed.
http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playernews.aspx?sport=NFL

How the hell do you slip on a McDonalds bag, then fall through a tv?:sofunny:

http://www.cetconnect.org/learning/images/McDonalds-I-m-lovin_it.jpg.

tony hipchest
03-23-2008, 03:31 PM
[url]How the hell do you slip on a McDonalds bag, then fall through a tv?:sofunny:



hanging out with bunglefans and playin nintendo all day? :hunch:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e206/meanjoecoop/bengaldave.jpg

polamalu82
03-23-2008, 03:42 PM
hanging out with bunglefans and playin nintendo all day? :hunch:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e206/meanjoecoop/bengaldave.jpg


Wow, playing NINTENDO with Bunghole fans. Thats kinda ironic. Wasn't the last time the Bungholes won the division when nintendo was new?:sofunny:

BettisFan
03-23-2008, 05:56 PM
Also i saw on http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/03/23/more-on-the-marshall-mishap/
Pro football talk

"We don’t buy it. Not for a nanosecond. Marshall is a pro athlete. He’s got good reflexes. But we’re to assume he’s sufficiently klutzy to slip and fall on a paper bag, and sufficiently stoopid to try to brace his fall by thrust his arm toward a television entertainment center?

Besides, we still can’t figure out the logistics of the incident. Where in the hell was he walking when he slipped? On the mantle?

We’re not going to guess at what really was happening, or what he beverage might have washed down those burgers with. But we think there’s more to the story here, and the truth might or might not come out in the future. "

Weird huh

Galax Steeler
03-24-2008, 07:52 AM
I guess if youre drunk you can blame it on anything you want to.

revefsreleets
03-24-2008, 09:18 AM
Tony, you are bringing back some REALLY funny memories with that picture!

43Hitman
03-24-2008, 05:10 PM
hanging out with bunglefans and playin nintendo all day? :hunch:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e206/meanjoecoop/bengaldave.jpg

Okay, I am not trying to be a meat gazer here but is that a wet spot??

revefsreleets
03-24-2008, 05:21 PM
Okay, I am not trying to be a meat gazer here but is that a wet spot??

More importantly, is Carson's cornhole involved with that wet spot?

tony hipchest
03-24-2008, 06:36 PM
Tony, you are bringing back some REALLY funny memories with that picture!
:sofunny:

(i was wondering if i could slip it in under the radar.)

good eye on the wetspot 43hitman. that pic just keeps getting funnier and funnier.

Preacher
03-24-2008, 06:47 PM
:sofunny:

(i was wondering if i could slip it in under the radar.)

good eye on the wetspot 43hitman. that pic just keeps getting funnier and funnier.

On the seams, dye doesn't fade as much in 1980's pre-faded jeans!

The Duke
03-24-2008, 07:10 PM
changing the story :hunch:


NFL Network's Adam Schefter reports Brandon Marshall will miss the next three months after undergoing right arm surgery over the weekend.
As it turns out, the injury was far more severe than Marshall let on. He severed a vein, nerve, artery, and five muscle tendons. Marshall not only needed stitches, but surgery to suture the wounds. He'll be in a cast for the next two weeks and a splint four weeks after that. Marshall reportedly didn't get hurt falling on a McDonalds bag. He was wrestling with family members.

TheWarDen86
03-24-2008, 07:18 PM
changing the story :hunch:

He had to end his convo with the NFL radio network guys this morning as they IMMEDIATELY smelled the rat and began asking questions about the incident. Questions that he was unprepared to answer. He also got defensive immediately when they started, This dude is a bit of an idiot. Although, does being a bad liar make you a bad person? Think about it.

polamalu82
03-24-2008, 07:53 PM
Brandon was tripping on something, but it wasn't a McDonald's bag.:sofunny:

lilyoder6
03-24-2008, 08:45 PM
thats sad that ur a pro football player and ur family memeber whoops ur ass and throws u into a entertainment center.. lol

Dylan
03-24-2008, 08:54 PM
ha thats funny

Galax Steeler
03-25-2008, 07:36 AM
Wow, playing NINTENDO with Bunghole fans. Thats kinda ironic. Wasn't the last time the Bungholes won the division when nintendo was new?:sofunny:

:sofunny::sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
03-25-2008, 08:00 AM
http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playernews.aspx?sport=NFL

How the hell do you slip on a McDonalds bag, then fall through a tv?:sofunny:



Some people call that an accident....I call that my Junior year of college.:alcohol:

SteelerFanInCA
03-25-2008, 04:14 PM
Okay, I am not trying to be a meat gazer here but is that a wet spot??

It looks like his sisters drool to me.

polamalu82
03-25-2008, 04:45 PM
It looks like his sisters drool to me.

:toofunny:
Nah, it's his own.:banana::sofunny:

Galax Steeler
03-29-2008, 06:43 PM
http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playernews.aspx?sport=NFL

How the hell do you slip on a McDonalds bag, then fall through a tv?:sofunny:

http://www.cetconnect.org/learning/images/McDonalds-I-m-lovin_it.jpg.

It's called being drunk.

Stlrs4Life
03-30-2008, 09:56 AM
McDonalds Bag, yeah right!

tony hipchest
03-30-2008, 11:17 AM
McDonalds Bag, yeah right!i'd believe it more if he said an empty dime bag. :smoker: