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TroysBadDawg
05-12-2008, 06:10 AM
Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving You forever and getting a divorce I've been a good man to you for 7 Years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been Hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that
Was the last straw.

Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, Had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk Boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.

Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever The case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband.

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great Life!



Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's and I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping.

Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me
not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused
with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, And I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt we could work it out.

SO when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.

My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.



Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

SteelersMongol
05-13-2008, 05:57 AM
:applaudit: :doh: :puke:

HometownGal
05-13-2008, 03:29 PM
:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

Now she can buy herself a nice cabana boy in Jamaica. :thumbsup:

MACH1
05-13-2008, 04:14 PM
:toofunny::toofunny: