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MACH1
05-13-2008, 03:24 PM
A friend e-mailed this to me.
Not sure if this is the right place for it. :noidea:
Enjoy


SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school,
pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun
rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's
shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
__________________
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark
shake hands and end up buddies.

2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests
Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both
expelled even though Johnny started it.
__________________
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupt other students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good
paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
_______________________
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their dad goes
to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
_______________________
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from schoo for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned
from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
__________________
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers
from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.

2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers
confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
______________________________
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess
and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and
goes on playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

BettisFan
05-13-2008, 03:28 PM
wow....Looks alot better back in the day, but we have xbox 360 now! lol

fansince'76
05-13-2008, 03:36 PM
:shake01:

tony hipchest
05-13-2008, 03:47 PM
:shake01::toofunny:lmfao!:toofunny:

my sentiments exactly!

great post mach1. i guess alot of us have made "ant hill bombs".

Dino 6 Rings
05-13-2008, 04:00 PM
all I can add to this is

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

sorry but when people start talking about the "good old days" I just want to turn into a grumpy old fart on my front porch smoking my pipe while eating grapes.

Preacher
05-13-2008, 04:16 PM
all I can add to this is

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

sorry but when people start talking about the "good old days" I just want to turn into a grumpy old fart on my front porch smoking my pipe while eating grapes.

:hunch:

Dino 6 Rings
05-13-2008, 04:17 PM
Got to eat grapes man...its a rule when you get old.

MACH1
05-13-2008, 04:19 PM
all I can add to this is

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

sorry but when people start talking about the "good old days" I just want to turn into a grumpy old fart on my front porch smoking my pipe while eating grapes.

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/monsterhouse/myspace/dj/nebber.jpg

GET OFF MY LAWN....

fansince'76
05-13-2008, 04:27 PM
GET OFF MY LAWN....

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/01/24/sports/24raiders.1.600.jpg

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

HometownGal
05-13-2008, 04:32 PM
:shake01:

http://www.evilwarpingkitty.com/picture_library/food/food9.jpg

No? :toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

BettisFan
05-13-2008, 04:32 PM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/01/24/sports/24raiders.1.600.jpg

:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

wow exactly alike!

HometownGal
05-13-2008, 04:35 PM
GTF off my lawn! :chuckle:

http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/images/granny%20gun-thumb.jpg

Dino 6 Rings
05-13-2008, 04:46 PM
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/features_popculture_blog/images/2007/10/07/drzaiusstatue.jpg

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

stlrtruck
05-14-2008, 07:45 AM
great post mach1. i guess alot of us have made "ant hill bombs".

Hey I ever bombed an ant hill.....I just took a magnifying glass and roasted them one by one....

BTW, the mailman caught me one day and threatened to tell my mom & dad as well as my grandmother (man I hated growig up in small towns that knew my family). Don't know if he ever did but I made sure never to roast ants again (at least where he could see me).