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nojobny
05-13-2008, 07:08 PM
Jess and Romo Officially NoMo
Posted May 13th 2008 5:20PM by TMZ Staff

Finally, Dallas Cowboys fans have something to cheer about.

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/05/0513_tony_simpson_.jpg

TMZ has learned that the romance between Jessica Simpson and hotshot QB Tony Romo is as dead as the Cowboys' 2007 playoff run.

Their reps have been going on the record saying that they're not split, but our sources -- who know what's really going on -- say the two have cut the cord ... at least for now.

link (http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/13/jess-and-romo-officially-nomo/)

stillers4me
05-13-2008, 07:43 PM
GASP!

TackleMeBen
05-13-2008, 07:45 PM
hope she cant figure out where pittsburgh is:chuckle::chuckle:

GBMelBlount
05-13-2008, 07:46 PM
I'll bet they are already higher in the power rankings....

fansince'76
05-13-2008, 08:22 PM
Finally, Dallas Cowboys fans have something to cheer about.

Why? He was a choker before she came along. I hate Brady, but I can at least understand why he gets the pub he does, even though his accomplishments were based on cheating. This chump is another story. Win a frigging playoff game (never mind a SB) then talk to me. :coffee:

Preacher
05-13-2008, 08:29 PM
Dang it....

couldn't it have waited until after we played them? :noidea:

tony hipchest
05-13-2008, 09:19 PM
the cowboys didnt want their hard knocks HBO special to turn into "hard knocked up".

augustashark
05-13-2008, 10:31 PM
anyone have her number?

tony hipchest
05-13-2008, 10:38 PM
anyone have her number?hows it goin augusta?

personally, if i was tony, i would decide to grow up and stop slumming too.

he can find someone much hotter (and talented) at one of the thousands of dallas' local pole polishers clubs.

augustashark
05-13-2008, 10:57 PM
hows it goin augusta?

personally, if i was tony, i would decide to grow up and stop slumming too.

he can find someone much hotter (and talented) at one of the thousands of dallas' local pole polishers clubs.

good myfriend, thanks for asking.

excuse my ignorance tony, but can you (in extreme detail) explain to me what a pole polisher is?:hatsoff:

Galax Steeler
05-14-2008, 04:21 AM
good myfriend, thanks for asking.

excuse my ignorance tony, but can you (in extreme detail) explain to me what a pole polisher is?:hatsoff:

Tom Brady.:wink02:

stlrtruck
05-14-2008, 07:48 AM
personally, if i was tony, i would decide to grow up and stop slumming too.

BUT, I thought you are Tony? :rofl:

HometownGal
05-14-2008, 07:57 AM
excuse my ignorance tony, but can you (in extreme detail) explain to me what a pole polisher is?:hatsoff:

No one, but NO ONE, can polish a pole (especially Kraft's and Goodell's) like this schmo:

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper851/stills/785prdmq.jpg

TackleMeBen
05-14-2008, 08:18 AM
No one, but NO ONE, can polish a pole (especially Kraft's and Goodell's) like this schmo:

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper851/stills/785prdmq.jpg

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny: that is too funny

revefsreleets
05-14-2008, 09:19 AM
OK, I'll come clean....I was the reason they broke up.:wink02:

TackleMeBen
05-14-2008, 09:21 AM
OK, I'll come clean....I was the reason they broke up.:wink02:

i thought it was ben's fault.. like everything else, its ben's fault.

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-14-2008, 09:38 AM
OK, I'll come clean....I was the reason they broke up.:wink02:

I hope you and Romo will be very happy together.:laughing::laughing: (jk)

stillers4me
05-14-2008, 09:42 AM
I hope you and Romo will be very happy together.:laughing::laughing: (jk)

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny: :toofunny::toofunny:

TackleMeBen
05-14-2008, 12:38 PM
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo: It's Over

If Jessica Simpson were to call former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Don Meredith, he'd sing, "Turn out the lights, the party's over." With conflicting reports in the blogosphere, it's been hard getting at the truth of the Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson break-up rumors. And until we hear it from the Tony and Jessica, anything can happen.
But after taking several oaths not to divulge my sources, two people close to Tony and Jess have told me that the glam couple is over, splitsville, kaput, put a fork in it.
A Tuesday edition of TV's Extra said the rumors of a breakup were not true. On the show, Jessica said, "I want to be married and have kids. I have a future ahead."
Also on Tuesday, Access Hollywood reported that a rep from Jessica denied the breakup.
On Saturday, Tony was in Chicago with the boys and the word back from that scene is that he was saying, "Me and Jessica are done."
The new US Weekly is reporting that the same night, Jessica was throwing down profanityfilterprofanityfilterprofanityfilterprofa nityfiltertails at L.A.'s Mexicali Cocina with her pal, CaCee Cobb, and CaCee's boyfriend, Donald Faison. According to US, Jessica is having jealousy pangs that her ex John Mayer, 30, is now experiencing liplock with older Friend Jennifer Aniston, 39. In an interview for the June issue of Glamour, Jessica spoke of her pain from previous relationships, saying portentously, "The article could come out and Tony and I could be broken up, but he still deserves all the accolades for bringing me back to who I am."
Adding insult to injury, on Saturday, Jess's pregnant little sister, Ashlee, is scheduled to marry Fall Out Boy frontman Pete Wentz.
And somewhere in the world Jerry Jones has stopped shaking his Magic 8-Ball and is breathing a sigh of relief.

http://overthetopblog.dallasnews.com/

looks like it didnt take her long to get over tony

fansince'76
05-14-2008, 12:42 PM
With conflicting reports in the blogosphere, it's been hard getting at the truth of the Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson break-up rumors.

And probably even harder still to find someone who actually gives a rat's ass. :coffee:

revefsreleets
05-14-2008, 01:45 PM
I hope you and Romo will be very happy together.:laughing::laughing: (jk)
Walked right into that one...

Now, if you'll excuse me, Jessica and I have some "work" to do...

BIGBENFASTWILLIE
05-14-2008, 02:48 PM
How will football ever be the same?

fansince'76
05-14-2008, 02:51 PM
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper851/stills/785prdmq.jpg

http://thedroopyfund.com/images/droopy.jpg

Separated at birth?

TackleMeBen
05-14-2008, 02:53 PM
http://thedroopyfund.com/images/droopy.jpg

Separated at birth?
now dont insult droopy.. :sofunny:

HometownGal
05-14-2008, 03:05 PM
Separated at birth?

Very good! :thumbsup: I think Beliprick* was either separated at birth or sh it out of the backside of . . .

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/bloodhound180207PA_400x532.jpg


Uncanny resemblance, no? :chuckle: BAROOF!

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper851/stills/785prdmq.jpg

TackleMeBen
05-14-2008, 03:07 PM
now now you guys need to stop insutling the poor dogs... lol

fansince'76
05-14-2008, 03:13 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/bloodhound180207PA_400x532.jpg


Uncanny resemblance, no? :chuckle: BAROOF!

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper851/stills/785prdmq.jpg

Wrong end of the dog....

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/troll-723065.jpg

TackleMeBen
05-14-2008, 03:15 PM
Wrong end of the dog....

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/troll-723065.jpg

'76 that end looks better than bellicheat... :toofunny::toofunny:

HometownGal
05-14-2008, 03:19 PM
Wrong end of the dog....

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/troll-723065.jpg

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::thumbsup:

I think the #1 is in the wrong place, though. It needs to be more of a few hairs (pun intended) south of the bellybutton. :chuckle:

Galax Steeler
05-14-2008, 03:50 PM
Wrong end of the dog....

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q23/shortyshane_2006/troll-723065.jpg

I will never be able to look at my boxer dog the same ever again.

tony hipchest
05-14-2008, 03:54 PM
the ass with the shades is an uncanny resemblance to either mr. potatohead or mike holmgren.

im pretty sure its holmgren.

stillers4me
05-14-2008, 04:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/sueincinci/Smileys/hijacked.gif

nawwwwww........ who cares!

Elvis
05-15-2008, 02:49 PM
This really is big news to me.
:blah: