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hicksfan
11-11-2005, 08:08 AM
The Top Ten Funniest (and Saddest) Mistakes, Misstatements, Bloopers and Blunders By President George W. Bush (so far...)

1. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." ?Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

2. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." ?Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

3. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." ?Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

4. "There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." ?South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002.

5. "There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again." ?Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002.

6. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." ?Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

7. "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." ?Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003.

8 "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." ?on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

9. "Wow! Brazil is big." after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

10. A TIE BETWEEN:
"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning'?" ?Florence, S.C. Jan 11 2000

"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling." ?Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 20004

Cape Cod Steel Head
11-11-2005, 10:16 AM
Thats our President :ididwhat:

bengalsfan21
11-11-2005, 01:27 PM
2. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." ?Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004


My favorite by far :toofunny:

tony hipchest
11-11-2005, 01:39 PM
lol @#9 "wow brazil is big"

5th largest country in the world i believe. i could be wrong. i learned it in the 6th grade. 5th or 6th largest for sure.

RoethlisBURGHer
11-11-2005, 03:03 PM
Damn,I voted for this moron?

Stlrs4Life
11-20-2005, 12:16 PM
He is definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Suitanim
11-20-2005, 07:36 PM
History will be the judge, ultimately. Not many Presidents have ever faced as many challenges all at once.

Prosdo
11-20-2005, 07:41 PM
He is definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Jeez oh man, looking at those quotes that's putting it nicely.

Suitanim
11-20-2005, 08:20 PM
Jeez oh man, looking at those quotes that's putting it nicely.

C'mon Prosdo, I expected a little better from you. There is also a list of the same exact thing from Clinton. There isalso a lot worse about Clinton, and not about his blowjobs from Monica...

Prosdo
11-20-2005, 08:37 PM
Just saying they were pretty bad thats all.

Hammer67
11-21-2005, 08:46 AM
Just saying they were pretty bad thats all.

These are all funny but every public speaker in history has had blunders and wording hiccups. I bet you could put a list together for every politician. We tend to forget that most of the time they are reading prepared speeches when we hear them talk.

Public speaking is only one trait of a leader.

Cape Cod Steel Head
11-21-2005, 03:59 PM
These are all funny but every public speaker in history has had blunders and wording hiccups. I bet you could put a list together for every politician. We tend to forget that most of the time they are reading prepared speeches when we hear them talk.

Public speaking is only one trait of a leader.
He fails at the other traits as well!

Hammer67
11-21-2005, 09:19 PM
He fails at the other traits as well!

Not debating that but to each his own I guess! :grin:

I remember some whoppers from Jimmy Carter....