j-dawg
06-04-2008, 04:58 PM
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49 left
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left fo the original $1,000.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
Its called the 401-Keg.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left fo the original $1,000.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
Its called the 401-Keg.