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Zombo
11-13-2005, 11:13 AM
Steeler week is finally here. Time to put away the fake rivals, the red-headed step-children of the Browns in Cincy in Baltimore, and take on our true old-school NFL rival.

Time to remind the Stiller faithful that 55 is more than 50 (all-time series)and that 8 is more than 4 (league championships) and that the earth, nor the NFL, was not formed in 1974. And to explain that there are a whole lot of things that have happened since 1979 (improved hygiene for example)to the city that time forgot.

The Steelers have tossed aside the Bungles and Ratbirds like the rag dolls that they are. But they know this one is different. They know that the Browns are dangerous and that this could be the trap door game they've trying to avoid.

With the Browns 3-5 and sporting an offense struggling to do much scoring each and every week, you'd think the Steeler faithful would be planning a party for this evening, the game just a formality.

But you see it on all the Steeler forums ... fear: "Gee, I think maybe the players aren't going to take this one serious enough ... Damn, the Browns have playing pretty good defense under Romeo haven't they? ... Ya know, Charlie Batch sucks ... Oh my God, we're going to lose to the freaking Browns at home. Again. Like two years ago on Sunday night. Oh no ... not again! Oh no ... please don't lose to the Browns ... please don't lose to the Browns ... oh shit we're going to lose to the Browns!"

Yes, dear dumb and ugly Steeler fans, it's true. You are going to lose to the Browns at home ... again.

Baltimore at Jacksonville 1PM
I think I read the words "Kyle Boller" and "Saviour" in the same sentence this week. Boller saving the Ravens season: Sort of akin to being in the middle of a hurricane and hearing Michael Brown is on his way. Byron Leftwich, of the same draft class as Boller, is a winner, and they're not going to stumble against these last place losers. Jack Del Rio's defense will make Boller wish he stayed injured. They might even do the honors for him again. JAGUARS 23 RATBIRDS 10

Cleveland at Pittsburgh 8:30
Fans often wonder how it is that Bill Cowher has only made one unsuccessful Super Bowl appearance considering all the times he has had home field advantage in the playoffs. Well, it's because he's dumb. Take for instance annointing Charlie Biatch his main man over Tommy Maddox, who had lead the Steelers to the playoffs but was dismissed for one bad game. Biatch threw for a lofty 65 yards last week winning his first football game of the decade and now will implode against a stingy Browns defense while Browns-killer Maddox looks on from the bench. You're a shrewd one, Bill. By the way has anyone run for a hundred against the Steelers yet this year? Because Rueben Droughns is going to. BROWNS 24 STEELERS 13

Zombo

clevestinks
11-13-2005, 02:21 PM
Gotta root for Baltimore today! Let any playoff contenders lose. Go Steelers!

bengalsfan21
11-13-2005, 05:46 PM
let me remind you Browns 1.1 has no championships and Browns 1 currently suck also.....Not to mention Pitts and Stains have been around longer then the Bengals so of course you guys have played each other more.

stand undefeated
11-13-2005, 09:23 PM
This zombo guy is entertaining... in a giggle type of way.

I just want to poke him.

In the words of the dough boy ::HMM HMMMM::

BB2W
11-14-2005, 01:15 AM
But you see it on all the Steeler forums ... fear: "Gee, I think maybe the players aren't going to take this one serious enough ... Damn, the Browns have playing pretty good defense under Romeo haven't they? ... Ya know, Charlie Batch sucks ... Oh my God, we're going to lose to the freaking Browns at home. Again. Like two years ago on Sunday night. Oh no ... not again! Oh no ... please don't lose to the Browns ... please don't lose to the Browns ... oh shit we're going to lose to the Browns!"
Good call Zombo... the truth is, we are all still terrified as to how, and if we will beat the Browns a second time. :rofl: loser...

Koopa
11-14-2005, 01:16 AM
wtf??????????????? this dude had the steelers losing, damn this fool is on some hard drugs to even think about typing that shit down.