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HometownGal
06-12-2008, 04:21 PM
A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.



The End

SteelersMongol
06-12-2008, 09:57 PM
:chuckle:

SteelCityMan786
06-12-2008, 10:50 PM
:rofl:

BettisFan
06-13-2008, 01:42 PM
I love being a man

Steeler in Carolina
06-13-2008, 07:54 PM
:applaudit:

Preacher
06-13-2008, 09:29 PM
Poetry...

its all in the eye of the beholder!

:wink02:

Galax Steeler
06-14-2008, 05:29 AM
Funny :toofunny:

Dynasty
06-15-2008, 11:04 PM
niiiice

VTsteel
06-17-2008, 06:07 PM
Now that's Funny!