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Mosca
06-24-2008, 10:32 PM
via Emo Phillips:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off.

So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?" I said,

"Well...are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

He said,"Reformed Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

Preacher
06-26-2008, 03:22 AM
You know... Just the other day I saw someone on a bridge....

:pity: Poor methodist bugger.

:rofl:

MasterOfPuppets
06-27-2008, 11:20 AM
You know... Just the other day I saw someone on a bridge....

:pity: Poor methodist bugger.

:rofl:i don't get it ......:popcorn:

Preacher
06-27-2008, 09:04 PM
i don't get it ......:popcorn:


I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

:chuckle: