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Preacher
07-29-2008, 09:55 PM
With all the serious threads about the elections.... I was wondering... On the light-hearted side, how else can America decide who is president?

NO SERIOUS POSTS ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD PLEASE!


1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3...

HometownGal
07-29-2008, 10:13 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

Preacher
07-29-2008, 10:34 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

MACH1
07-30-2008, 12:19 AM
Duel......Last man standing wins.:dualies:

Starring contest. :eye:

Preacher
07-30-2008, 12:27 AM
Hey...Mach 1.. that would be number 7


1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?[/quote]

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.[/quote]

xfl2001fan
07-30-2008, 07:28 AM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

stlrtruck
07-30-2008, 08:11 AM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

revefsreleets
07-30-2008, 08:30 AM
Cornhole Tournament?

Actually, I think I'd prefer a Beer Pong Tourney. I want, nay, I DEMAND that my president still have functional motor skills after wacking back a 12 pack. I think I'm gonna have to give the edge to Obama on this one, too.

xfl2001fan
07-30-2008, 08:32 AM
Cornhole Tournament?

Actually, I think I'd prefer a Beer Pong Tourney. I want, nay, I DEMAND that my president still have functional motor skills after wacking back a 12 pack. I think I'm gonna have to give the edge to Obama on this one, too.

Obama likely gets the edge on this one after wacking back of 12 pack if McCain drinks nothing but water the whole time. LOL

Dino 6 Rings
07-30-2008, 11:55 AM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

stlrtruck
07-30-2008, 01:57 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

xfl2001fan
07-30-2008, 04:12 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drop all prospective candidates off in the woods somewhere in Canada. Give them each a knife. Tell them that the first one back to the US wins the job.

Preacher
07-30-2008, 04:20 PM
17. Drop all prospective candidates off in the woods somewhere in Canada. Give them each a knife. Tell them that the first one back to the US wins the job.


NOOOOOOOOOO


I don't want Ray Lewis to be president!!!!

xfl2001fan
07-30-2008, 04:43 PM
NOOOOOOOOOO


I don't want Ray Lewis to be president!!!!

Then I propose we strike that from the list! LOL My bad!

Preacher
07-30-2008, 04:45 PM
Then I propose we strike that from the list! LOL My bad!

I second that....


All in favor say AYE!!

TheWarDen86
07-30-2008, 04:48 PM
Drinking contest: Shots of Jack - Last one standing. :drink:

xfl2001fan
07-30-2008, 04:54 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

TheWarDen86
07-30-2008, 05:14 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

OUTSTANDING!

Texasteel
07-30-2008, 08:15 PM
Put them inside a large dome to fight it out. Two gos in, one comes out.

tony hipchest
07-30-2008, 08:21 PM
what? no "rock, paper, scissors"????

Preacher
07-30-2008, 08:30 PM
COME ON GUYS... TONY..TEXAS..

Add em to the list!

xfl2001fan
07-30-2008, 08:48 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

19. Put them inside a large dome to fight it out. Two gos in, one comes out.

20. rock, paper, scissors (classic)

21. MASH, Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House type game (so sad that I can remember that freaking game)

22. The wife wants it settled by a game of pickupsticks

TheWarDen86
07-30-2008, 08:54 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

19. Put them inside a large dome to fight it out. Two gos in, one comes out.

20. rock, paper, scissors (classic)

21. MASH, Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House type game (so sad that I can remember that freaking game)

22. The wife wants it settled by a game of pickupsticks

23. Monopoly? ...no, wait. Paint Ball! Dems vs. Reps. Both parties in thier entirety, in the woods of Quantico, VA. ..., in their suits. Yea, that's it. That's the ticket.

xfl2001fan
07-30-2008, 09:34 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

19. Put them inside a large dome to fight it out. Two gos in, one comes out.

20. rock, paper, scissors (classic)

21. MASH, Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House type game (so sad that I can remember that freaking game)

22. The wife wants it settled by a game of pickupsticks

23. Monopoly? ...no, wait. Paint Ball! Dems vs. Reps. Both parties in thier entirety, in the woods of Quantico, VA. ..., in their suits. Yea, that's it. That's the ticket.

23b Must use mostly frozen Paint Balls.

24 Make them compete against each other in American Gladiators.

HometownGal
07-30-2008, 09:45 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

19. Put them inside a large dome to fight it out. Two gos in, one comes out.

20. rock, paper, scissors (classic)

21. MASH, Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House type game (so sad that I can remember that freaking game)

22. The wife wants it settled by a game of pickupsticks

23. Monopoly? ...no, wait. Paint Ball! Dems vs. Reps. Both parties in thier entirety, in the woods of Quantico, VA. ..., in their suits. Yea, that's it. That's the ticket.

23b Must use mostly frozen Paint Balls.

24 Make them compete against each other in American Gladiators.

25. See who can make the largest stain on Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress.

26. Farting contest. :poop:

stlrtruck
07-31-2008, 07:23 AM
[QUOTE=HometownGal;41770625. See who can make the largest stain on Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress.

Oh, you are so wrong, wrong I say.

FUNNY... :rofl:....but still wrong.

stlrtruck
07-31-2008, 07:24 AM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

19. Put them inside a large dome to fight it out. Two gos in, one comes out.

20. rock, paper, scissors (classic)

21. MASH, Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House type game (so sad that I can remember that freaking game)

22. The wife wants it settled by a game of pickupsticks

23. Monopoly? ...no, wait. Paint Ball! Dems vs. Reps. Both parties in thier entirety, in the woods of Quantico, VA. ..., in their suits. Yea, that's it. That's the ticket.

23b Must use mostly frozen Paint Balls.

24 Make them compete against each other in American Gladiators.

25. See who can make the largest stain on Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress.

26. Farting contest.

27. The male that can best fake a female orgasm or the female that can best fake a male orgasm (face and all).

Godfather
07-31-2008, 08:25 AM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

19. Put them inside a large dome to fight it out. Two gos in, one comes out.

20. rock, paper, scissors (classic)

21. MASH, Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House type game (so sad that I can remember that freaking game)

22. The wife wants it settled by a game of pickupsticks

23. Monopoly? ...no, wait. Paint Ball! Dems vs. Reps. Both parties in thier entirety, in the woods of Quantico, VA. ..., in their suits. Yea, that's it. That's the ticket.

23b Must use mostly frozen Paint Balls.

24 Make them compete against each other in American Gladiators.

25. See who can make the largest stain on Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress.

26. Farting contest.

27. The male that can best fake a female orgasm or the female that can best fake a male orgasm (face and all).

28. Chubby Bunny

29. Drink your weight in Tabasco

30. Honest discussion of the issues

revefsreleets
07-31-2008, 08:37 AM
YO!

Cornhole. Beer Pong.

Godfather
07-31-2008, 08:40 AM
YO!

Cornhole

Cartoon Palmer would have an unfair advantage.

stlrtruck
07-31-2008, 12:52 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

19. Put them inside a large dome to fight it out. Two gos in, one comes out.

20. rock, paper, scissors (classic)

21. MASH, Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House type game (so sad that I can remember that freaking game)

22. The wife wants it settled by a game of pickupsticks

23. Monopoly? ...no, wait. Paint Ball! Dems vs. Reps. Both parties in thier entirety, in the woods of Quantico, VA. ..., in their suits. Yea, that's it. That's the ticket.

23b Must use mostly frozen Paint Balls.

24 Make them compete against each other in American Gladiators.

25. See who can make the largest stain on Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress.

26. Farting contest.

27. The male that can best fake a female orgasm or the female that can best fake a male orgasm (face and all).

28. Chubby Bunny

29. Drink your weight in Tabasco

30. Honest discussion of the issues

31. SMILES (anyone who has been in the military and overseas - Thailand to be exact - should know this, even if they didn't play the game)

tony hipchest
07-31-2008, 03:05 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

19. Put them inside a large dome to fight it out. Two gos in, one comes out.

20. rock, paper, scissors (classic)

21. MASH, Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House type game (so sad that I can remember that freaking game)

22. The wife wants it settled by a game of pickupsticks

23. Monopoly? ...no, wait. Paint Ball! Dems vs. Reps. Both parties in thier entirety, in the woods of Quantico, VA. ..., in their suits. Yea, that's it. That's the ticket.

23b Must use mostly frozen Paint Balls.

24 Make them compete against each other in American Gladiators.

25. See who can make the largest stain on Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress.

26. Farting contest.

27. The male that can best fake a female orgasm or the female that can best fake a male orgasm (face and all).

28. Chubby Bunny

29. Drink your weight in Tabasco

30. Honest discussion of the issues

31. SMILES (anyone who has been in the military and overseas - Thailand to be exact - should know this, even if they didn't play the game)


32. Meatsword fight (with raging hard-ons)- no clothes, no hands, 1st to go flacid loses.

:banana:

stlrtruck
07-31-2008, 03:12 PM
And thus the downward de-generation of this thread has begun!!!

tony hipchest
07-31-2008, 03:21 PM
:dang:

i misread. i thought the thread title was Alternative ways to erect a president.

:chuckle:

Preacher
07-31-2008, 03:39 PM
:dang:

i misread. i thought the thread title was Alternative ways to erect a president.

:chuckle:

:buttkick:

How else does a person answer that???

xfl2001fan
07-31-2008, 03:55 PM
32. Meatsword fight (with raging hard-ons)- no clothes, no hands, 1st to go flacid loses.

:banana:

So the gayest candidate wins?

(sadly enough, I think Hillary would have won this past election by tony's addition to the list).

Preacher
07-31-2008, 04:25 PM
tsk tsk tsk...

This is a non-named candidated thread!!!

(though that was funny!)

TroysBadDawg
07-31-2008, 08:48 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

19. Put them inside a large dome to fight it out. Two gos in, one comes out.

20. rock, paper, scissors (classic)

21. MASH, Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House type game (so sad that I can remember that freaking game)

22. The wife wants it settled by a game of pickupsticks

23. Monopoly? ...no, wait. Paint Ball! Dems vs. Reps. Both parties in thier entirety, in the woods of Quantico, VA. ..., in their suits. Yea, that's it. That's the ticket.

23b Must use mostly frozen Paint Balls.

24 Make them compete against each other in American Gladiators.

25. See who can make the largest stain on Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress.

26. Farting contest.

27. The male that can best fake a female orgasm or the female that can best fake a male orgasm (face and all).

28. Chubby Bunny

29. Drink your weight in Tabasco

30. Honest discussion of the issues

31. SMILES (anyone who has been in the military and overseas - Thailand to be exact - should know this, even if they didn't play the game)

32. How about blowing up balloons, they are all full of hat air.

TheWarDen86
07-31-2008, 08:54 PM
31. SMILES (anyone who has been in the military and overseas - Thailand to be exact - should know this, even if they didn't play the game)

Wait a second, I spent one year in Japan and 45 days in Pattaya Beach, Thailand. Unless I've forgotten I've never heard of that. You can PM me, I must hear this. :chuckle:

SteelCityMan786
07-31-2008, 09:26 PM
1. Egg toss? The loser TRULY gets egg on his face!

2. Pin the tail on the Donkey/Elephant.

3. Arm wrestling.

4. See who can fling a booger the farthest.

5. Man (or she-man as in Hillary Clinton) with the most nose hairs wins.

6. Name that Chicken. How many chickens from the Muppet Show can YOU name?

7. Duel......Last man standing wins.

8. Staring Contest (also from Mach1)

9. Peeing for distance contest

10. Who can pee the declaration of independence the fastest contest

11. All candidates are placed into a "gas chamber" with minimal ventilation. They are fed beans and other gaseous products. Last man standing wins.

12. First one to name the entire Steelers roster from the '75 Team

13. First one to name all HOF Steelers

14. Survivor - the PJs. Let all candidates live in a selected area of the Projects and the last one alive wins.

15. WWE Style Steel Cage Match with No Disqualification Rules in place and steel chairs and baseball bats thrown into the ring.

16. Walk across America and collect signatures. Each contestant is designated a specific route to walk from a secret city on either coast (city and route selected by public) to a city on the other coast (again selected by the public). Then the contestant that finishes with the most completed forms (name, address, phone, signature, etc.) wins. They only get a set number of days to complete the task.

17. Drinking contest. Shots of Jack - Last one standing.

18. Have the rest of the UN vote. The loser becomes our President.

19. Put them inside a large dome to fight it out. Two gos in, one comes out.

20. rock, paper, scissors (classic)

21. MASH, Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House type game (so sad that I can remember that freaking game)

22. The wife wants it settled by a game of pickupsticks

23. Monopoly? ...no, wait. Paint Ball! Dems vs. Reps. Both parties in thier entirety, in the woods of Quantico, VA. ..., in their suits. Yea, that's it. That's the ticket.

23b Must use mostly frozen Paint Balls.

24 Make them compete against each other in American Gladiators.

25. See who can make the largest stain on Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress.

26. Farting contest.

27. The male that can best fake a female orgasm or the female that can best fake a male orgasm (face and all).

28. Chubby Bunny

29. Drink your weight in Tabasco

30. Honest discussion of the issues

31. SMILES (anyone who has been in the military and overseas - Thailand to be exact - should know this, even if they didn't play the game)

32. How about blowing up balloons, they are all full of hat air.

33.Name every NFL Stadium that is currently standing(Meaning the ones being used)

stlrtruck
08-02-2008, 09:55 AM
33.Name every NFL Stadium that is currently standing(Meaning the ones being used)

Name any stadium used at anytime to house an NFL game - Preseason, Regular season, and Post Season.