View Full Version : How to remove a Gorilla from a tree...

08-08-2008, 04:02 PM
A man wakes up one morning to an awful sound outside in his front yard. He goes outside and up in a tree is a huge Gorilla. The man was shocked and didn’t know what the heck he was going to do to get this beast out of his tree. He goes back inside and pulls out the phone book and finds an ad for an animal wrangler. He calls the number and was delighted to discover that the man on the other end assured him he could help.

A bit later the animal wrangler pulls into the mans yard on an old pick up truck, gets out and releases a small beagle. Then the wrangler reaches in the truck and pulls out a shotgun and a stick. The wrangler walks over to the man introduces himself and hands the man the shotgun.

The man was completely puzzled??? So he asks the wrangler “hey why to you have that stick in your hand”? The wrangler replies “well, I’m gonna climb up this tree and poke that Gorilla with this stick, and try to make him fall out”. The man still puzzled asked, “well what’s that little dog for”?

The wrangler replies “Sir that dog is a highly trained attack dog, he’s trained to latch onto an animals genitals as soon as it hits the ground, then I can subdue it”. The man was impressed, but still a bit confused, so he asks “well, why am I holding this shotgun”? To which the wrangler replies “well sir, if that Gorilla happens to throw me out of the tree, you shoot that dog”!

08-08-2008, 04:52 PM

Oldie, but a goodie!

The Duke
08-08-2008, 04:57 PM
so vick's an animal wrangler now huh :doh:

08-08-2008, 09:36 PM
Ha ha ha. Heard it before. But still good one.