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HometownGal
08-13-2008, 09:07 PM
:doh:

I swear to God that I'm a weirdo magnet.

My 86 year old Mom wanted to go to the casino in Wheeling today so I took her. She does her own thing and goes her way and I go mine and we meet at a designated time and place to leave. So - I'm playing my usual Double RW&B 7's slot machine and this normal looking guy sits next to me and starts playing the machine to my left. I noticed that he stopped playing his machine, and had his head turned towards me looking down at my feet. This went on for about 3 minutes or so and I kept right on playing. All of a sudden he said "Pardon me for staring at your feet, but they are the sexiest feet I think I've ever seen". I had on my black n' gold braided flip flops and I thought he was talking about my shoes at first, but he went on and on about how sexy my toes were and I just tried to hem-haw him off. He then proceeds to pull out his digital cam and asked me if he could take some pictures of my feet and I told him emphatically - NO!!! He persisted with his request and I finally had to just tell him that if he didn't leave me alone, my "sexy feet" were going to be implanted in his ass. The look on his face was priceless. :chuckle: He sat there for a minute looking dumbfounded and got up and left in a huff. I think that wacko must have put a hex on me or something because after he left, the machine I was playing, which had been hitting quite well, stopped giving me hits - LOL!

They walk among us. :horror:

What a freakin' toolbag. :screwy::screwy::screwy:

P.S. I HATE feet - even my own - LOL! :yuck:

Texasteel
08-13-2008, 09:18 PM
That was great. When I close my eyes tonight I know I'm going to see black n gold braided flip flops chasing some guy out a door.

xfl2001fan
08-13-2008, 09:23 PM
I'm seeing them flipping and flopping from some dude's arse...it's a disturbing picture that I can't get rid of...and would be much more humorous if it wasn't so gross.

Preacher
08-13-2008, 09:26 PM
That was great. When I close my eyes tonight I know I'm going to see black n gold braided flip flops chasing some guy out a door.

Um...

if I read the story correctly...

Black and Gold flip flops weren't chasing someone... they were... um... about to be implanted in a rear end as it ran out the door!!

Texasteel
08-13-2008, 09:28 PM
She does have a way with words, dosn't she.

xfl2001fan
08-13-2008, 09:28 PM
She does have a way with words, dosn't she.
A true lady, through and through.

NJarhead
08-13-2008, 09:31 PM
:doh:

I swear to God that I'm a weirdo magnet.

My 86 year old Mom wanted to go to the casino in Wheeling today so I took her. She does her own thing and goes her way and I go mine and we meet at a designated time and place to leave. So - I'm playing my usual Double RW&B 7's slot machine and this normal looking guy sits next to me and starts playing the machine to my left. I noticed that he stopped playing his machine, and had his head turned towards me looking down at my feet. This went on for about 3 minutes or so and I kept right on playing. All of a sudden he said "Pardon me for staring at your feet, but they are the sexiest feet I think I've ever seen". I had on my black n' gold braided flip flops and I thought he was talking about my shoes at first, but he went on and on about how sexy my toes were and I just tried to hem-haw him off. He then proceeds to pull out his digital cam and asked me if he could take some pictures of my feet and I told him emphatically - NO!!! He persisted with his request and I finally had to just tell him that if he didn't leave me alone, my "sexy feet" were going to be implanted in his ass. The look on his face was priceless. :chuckle: He sat there for a minute looking dumbfounded and got up and left in a huff. I think that wacko must have put a hex on me or something because after he left, the machine I was playing, which had been hitting quite well, stopped giving me hits - LOL!

They walk among us. :horror:

What a freakin' toolbag. :screwy::screwy::screwy:

P.S. I HATE feet - even my own - LOL! :yuck:


ALL I WANTED WAS A PICTURE OF YOUR DAMN FEET, GEEZ! :wink02:

But seriously, now you need to post a photo pf your feet. Or at least another photo of yourself with your feet in it.

I myself have a photo of just my feet. Well, it's my feet in the sand of the Outer Banks on a beautiful Monday morning with the Atlantic Ocean in the background. I emailed it to my co-workers while I was on vacation....they all replied the same. Unfortunately, language restrictions prevent me from sharing that.

tony hipchest
08-13-2008, 09:44 PM
*this thread is worthless without pics*

c'mon htg. SHOW US YOUR FEET! :sofunny:

:footinmou

Texasteel
08-13-2008, 09:51 PM
Maybe we need to have a sexiest feet contest. The winner gets a trophy showing flip flops up, well you get the idea.

NJarhead
08-13-2008, 09:56 PM
Maybe we need to have a sexiest feet contest. The winner gets a trophy showing flip flops up, well you get the idea.

"The TOP TOOTSIES Competition"

HTG, your up! :laughing:

HometownGal
08-13-2008, 10:08 PM
A true lady, through and through.

I AM a lady, but I calls 'em as I sees 'em. :chuckle:

No tootsies shots - egads - I just hate feet! I have always taken very good care of my feet but how can anyone in their right mind think feet are sexy? :yuck::yuck:

I thought I was nice about it. I could have offered to bury that hideous looking toupee on his head that resembled a mummified groundhog. I wasn't as "fast on my feet" :chuckle: as I usually am. :doh:

xfl2001fan
08-13-2008, 10:14 PM
http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r316/xfl2001fan/HTGFeet.jpg
HTG's "After" Feet (I hacked into the security cameras)

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r316/xfl2001fan/MykJaxnFeet.jpg
Michael Jackson's feet

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r316/xfl2001fan/Myfeet.jpg
HTG's "Before" Feet (if only that guy had known)

stlrtruck
08-13-2008, 10:14 PM
It was only your feet, at least he wasn't asking for pictures of other parts!!

You should have given him a Steelers test and if he passed then he could have taken the picture.

MACH1
08-13-2008, 10:17 PM
Just think what he could be doing with your footsie pic about now. :jerkit:

:toofunny:

NJarhead
08-13-2008, 10:20 PM
Umm, in my never ending attempts at humor I figured I'd do a google search on "sexy feet" and "feet are sexy" in the hopes of finding something we could all chuckle at. Well, apparently there are....porn sites (?) dedicated to....womens....feet. Now, I didn't review any of them (nor could I have since I'm at work and those bast...er.. the IT department blocks that stuff) but I thought it was kind of strange. In fact, I believe I am now a bit more in tune to what HTG might have felt.

NJarhead
08-13-2008, 10:21 PM
Just think what he could be doing with your footsie pic about now. :jerkit:

:toofunny:

:jawdrop:


:rofl: That's just wrong.

HometownGal
08-13-2008, 10:26 PM
Just think what he could be doing with your footsie pic about now. :jerkit:

:toofunny:

Before or after he pried my braided flip flops outta his tush? :chuckle:

Hey xfl - if I had hairy feet, believe me - with flip-flops on, he would have seen them. :chuckle:

Hmmmm - I could have pulled a lot of pranks on friends of mine with that dead rodent he wore on his noggin'. :chuckle:

xfl2001fan
08-13-2008, 10:27 PM
Hey xfl - if I had hairy feet, believe me - with flip-flops on, he would have seen them. :chuckle:

That's why there's a before and after. LOL It's obvious you did a good job shaving them down.

MACH1
08-13-2008, 10:38 PM
Before or after he pried my braided flip flops outta his tush? :chuckle:


Be glad you weren't sittin there minding your own business and all of a sudden you feel a tongue slithering between your toes. :yummy:

tony hipchest
08-13-2008, 10:43 PM
^^^^^^lmao u perv.^^^^^

for some reason, i picture htg's feet as being "finger lickin' good" :flap: :naughty:

Dynasty
08-13-2008, 10:49 PM
lol sorry you got victimized by someone with a foot fetish

HometownGal
08-13-2008, 11:01 PM
Be glad you weren't sittin there minding your own business and all of a sudden you feel a tongue slithering between your toes. :yummy:

He'd have been eating strained food through his nostrils for the rest of his life. :chuckle: Ughhh - he was obviously married, too, as he wore a wedding ring!

What a creep. There are some strange people who hang around casinos, but this was a first for me. :eyecrazy:

X-Terminator
08-14-2008, 01:06 AM
:doh:

I swear to God that I'm a weirdo magnet.

My 86 year old Mom wanted to go to the casino in Wheeling today so I took her. She does her own thing and goes her way and I go mine and we meet at a designated time and place to leave. So - I'm playing my usual Double RW&B 7's slot machine and this normal looking guy sits next to me and starts playing the machine to my left. I noticed that he stopped playing his machine, and had his head turned towards me looking down at my feet. This went on for about 3 minutes or so and I kept right on playing. All of a sudden he said "Pardon me for staring at your feet, but they are the sexiest feet I think I've ever seen". I had on my black n' gold braided flip flops and I thought he was talking about my shoes at first, but he went on and on about how sexy my toes were and I just tried to hem-haw him off. He then proceeds to pull out his digital cam and asked me if he could take some pictures of my feet and I told him emphatically - NO!!! He persisted with his request and I finally had to just tell him that if he didn't leave me alone, my "sexy feet" were going to be implanted in his ass. The look on his face was priceless. :chuckle: He sat there for a minute looking dumbfounded and got up and left in a huff. I think that wacko must have put a hex on me or something because after he left, the machine I was playing, which had been hitting quite well, stopped giving me hits - LOL!

They walk among us. :horror:

What a freakin' toolbag. :screwy::screwy::screwy:

P.S. I HATE feet - even my own - LOL! :yuck:

Friggin priceless.

I can't understand for the life of me how people can possibly get off on a person's feet. I'm the same way as you - I HATE feet, even my own. And after 3 years of taking Tang Soo Do and seeing all of the dirty, mangled feet and toes of the other students, I hate them even more. Ugh! And of course, I wasn't there to witness all of the fun. :doh: :laughing:

Your feet really are sexy though, so in that regard I can sorta understand his fascination! :wink02:

Preacher
08-14-2008, 02:55 AM
HTG....

I was reading your post to my wife (MrsPreacher).

She cracked up at your um.... final explanation of what exactly would happen to him concerning your feet.

:chuckle:

Galax Steeler
08-14-2008, 05:15 AM
Just think what he could be doing with your footsie pic about now. :jerkit:

:toofunny:

Thats funny.:sofunny::sofunny:

revefsreleets
08-14-2008, 09:17 AM
If you'd have booted him in the ass, would that have been keeping yo pimp FOOT strong?

HometownGal
08-14-2008, 09:55 AM
If you'd have booted him in the ass, would that have been keeping yo pimp FOOT strong?

LMAO!!!! :toofunny::toofunny: Get it right revs - my sexxxxxxy pimp foot strong! :chuckle:
I probably would have ruined my flip-flops booting that kook in the rump and then I really would have been pissed. :mad:

Your feet really are sexy though, so in that regard I can sorta understand his fascination!

Ewwww XT - not you too!!!! :doh::wink02:

The ONLY feet I find cute are babies' feet.

Steelman16
08-15-2008, 02:40 AM
Was he from New England by any chance? :wink02:

j-dawg
08-15-2008, 07:04 AM
good thing you shot him down... if you gave him an inch, he'd of taken a foot!

HometownGal
08-15-2008, 08:04 AM
Was he from New England by any chance? :wink02:

I think he was from Uranus. :chuckle:

Steelman16
08-15-2008, 11:19 AM
I think he was from Uranus. :chuckle:

Oh, same thing. :rolleyes:

HometownGal
08-15-2008, 05:04 PM
Oh, same thing. :rolleyes:

:toofunny::toofunny: You're such a good sport Steelman! :drink:

Preacher
08-15-2008, 05:07 PM
good thing you shot him down... if you gave him an inch, he'd of taken a foot!


:doh:


in a good sort of way.

millwalldavey
08-15-2008, 05:19 PM
I once had a weirdo just randomly yell to me from from his porch: "Sir would you like to see my photo equipment?"

My reply: "Do you want to (crap) it out tomorrow?"