08-15-2008, 03:05 PM
A young wife got out of the shower just as her husband was getting in. At that moment the door bell rang so she covered herself with a towel and went to the door. When she opened the door it was Dan from next door. Dan looked a little shocked but before she could speak he said, " I will give you $ 500 if you drop that towel." She thought for a second and knowing that her husband was safely in the shower she undid the towel and let it fall to the floor. Dan stood there looking her over for a few seconds, handed her $500 and left. As she got back to the bedroom her husband called from the shower, " who was it honey ". She answered, " it was Dan from next door." The husband called back, " oh, did he say anything about the $500 he owes me?'