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lamberts-lost-tooth
08-18-2008, 10:10 AM
Ode to Chad Johnson

You think you are a superstar, so cool and full of wit...
when it truth you are a huge douchebag, you worthless pile of 'chit.

You wish your popularity matched that of Barak Obama.
But your now the second fiddle to Hoshamm...Houshma...uh...Humps-a-llama.

Ones jersey number usually, can show what players do.
Congratulations on your jersey..also showing your I.Q.

You say now that you want to make "Ocho Cinco" your legal name?
(You might consider "Jerome Bettis" if you want it spoken in the Hall of Fame)

Your play is second to your self-promotion, and I stick with this belief.
The best on-field thing I've seen you do...is have to pick up them golden teef'.

-Elizabeth Barret Lambert

HometownGal
08-18-2008, 10:15 AM
Excellent!!!! :toofunny::toofunny::laughing::rofl::thumbsup:

revefsreleets
08-18-2008, 11:45 AM
85 IQ? Methinks you overshot by about 30 points...

lamberts-lost-tooth
08-18-2008, 12:17 PM
85 IQ? Methinks you overshot by about 30 points...

Methinks youre correct....lets call it poetic license.:noidea:

MACH1
08-18-2008, 01:06 PM
:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

stlrtruck
08-18-2008, 01:15 PM
Excellent Ode

rbryan
08-18-2008, 02:09 PM
Oucho Sinko

Galax Steeler
08-19-2008, 04:10 AM
What more do you expect from him.:doh:

RoethlisBURGHer
08-19-2008, 08:56 AM
Hahaha Crotcho Stinko is what I call him!

stillers4me
08-19-2008, 12:48 PM
:applaudit::applaudit::applaudit::applaudit:

43Hitman
08-19-2008, 01:28 PM
:hatsoff:

kmsteelerwr15
08-19-2008, 03:37 PM
That was deep

revefsreleets
08-19-2008, 07:03 PM
We pay WAY too much attention to a guy who averages 4 catches for 36 yards a game against us.

lamberts-lost-tooth
08-20-2008, 07:20 AM
That was deep


I'm a theep dinker.:scholar:

Havik
09-01-2008, 12:08 PM
Chad Johnson is an arrogant prick. He cares more about himself than he does his team, and his attitude is why he will not win a Super Bowl or ever be in the Hall of Fame. Ocho Cinco is the new T.O., and his behavior will contribute to tearing his team apart (although the player arrests have done more than enough damage). The Bungles deserve him and Chris Henry.

One thing I've noticed about the 3 so-called best receivers in the game: Moss, T.O., and Johnson. Not one of them have a Super Bowl ring. That goes to show arrogance doesn't pay off.

memphissteelergirl
09-02-2008, 11:44 AM
Well done :applaudit:

SteelMember
09-02-2008, 03:51 PM
Methinks youre correct....lets call it poetic license.:noidea:

License? License? We don't need no stinking license.

Nice.:thumbsup: