View Full Version : Ode to Chad Johnson

08-18-2008, 10:10 AM
Ode to Chad Johnson

You think you are a superstar, so cool and full of wit...
when it truth you are a huge douchebag, you worthless pile of 'chit.

You wish your popularity matched that of Barak Obama.
But your now the second fiddle to Hoshamm...Houshma...uh...Humps-a-llama.

Ones jersey number usually, can show what players do.
Congratulations on your jersey..also showing your I.Q.

You say now that you want to make "Ocho Cinco" your legal name?
(You might consider "Jerome Bettis" if you want it spoken in the Hall of Fame)

Your play is second to your self-promotion, and I stick with this belief.
The best on-field thing I've seen you do...is have to pick up them golden teef'.

-Elizabeth Barret Lambert

08-18-2008, 10:15 AM
Excellent!!!! :toofunny::toofunny::laughing::rofl::thumbsup:

08-18-2008, 11:45 AM
85 IQ? Methinks you overshot by about 30 points...

08-18-2008, 12:17 PM
85 IQ? Methinks you overshot by about 30 points...

Methinks youre correct....lets call it poetic license.:noidea:

08-18-2008, 01:06 PM

08-18-2008, 01:15 PM
Excellent Ode

08-18-2008, 02:09 PM
Oucho Sinko

Galax Steeler
08-19-2008, 04:10 AM
What more do you expect from him.:doh:

08-19-2008, 08:56 AM
Hahaha Crotcho Stinko is what I call him!

08-19-2008, 12:48 PM

08-19-2008, 01:28 PM

08-19-2008, 03:37 PM
That was deep

08-19-2008, 07:03 PM
We pay WAY too much attention to a guy who averages 4 catches for 36 yards a game against us.

08-20-2008, 07:20 AM
That was deep

I'm a theep dinker.:scholar:

09-01-2008, 12:08 PM
Chad Johnson is an arrogant prick. He cares more about himself than he does his team, and his attitude is why he will not win a Super Bowl or ever be in the Hall of Fame. Ocho Cinco is the new T.O., and his behavior will contribute to tearing his team apart (although the player arrests have done more than enough damage). The Bungles deserve him and Chris Henry.

One thing I've noticed about the 3 so-called best receivers in the game: Moss, T.O., and Johnson. Not one of them have a Super Bowl ring. That goes to show arrogance doesn't pay off.

09-02-2008, 11:44 AM
Well done :applaudit:

09-02-2008, 03:51 PM
Methinks youre correct....lets call it poetic license.:noidea:

License? License? We don't need no stinking license.