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HometownGal
08-19-2008, 08:42 PM
*** FOR HUMOR ONLY AND NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE***

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
captain.

His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and
an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."

"No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "....why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why !"

"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter!"

There's a few minutes of silence.

"I no rike Jewish either!" the copilot suddenly announces.

"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic."

"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims
the captain, "It was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg
...no mattah... not mattah.... alla same.

:toofunny:

NJarhead
08-19-2008, 08:50 PM
:rofl:

I can't believe I never heard that one. BRILLIANT!

Galax Steeler
08-20-2008, 04:08 AM
Thats a funny one.:chuckle:

klick81
08-20-2008, 09:48 AM
LOL...nice.

Texasteel
08-20-2008, 04:03 PM
Great joke, your on a roll. Keep it going.