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xfl2001fan
08-22-2008, 01:43 PM
***********Very Inappropriate...and it absolutely doesn't work, but still funny as hell to pull off************

A guy out with buddies had few drinks, felt a little frisky but, true to his wife, went home.

He found her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he put two aspirin in her mouth.

She started to choke, but recovered and asked: "What did you put in my mouth?"

He, "Two aspirin."

She, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"

He: "That's all I wanted to hear."

xfl2001fan
08-22-2008, 02:03 PM
Forgot to add the "other version." This one didn't do me much good either.

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A guy out with buddies had few drinks, felt a little frisky but, true to his wife, went home.

When he woke her up, she said she had a headache.

"That's great," he proclaimed, "I just crushed some aspirin and spread it on my d!ck. You can take it orally or anally."