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tony hipchest
09-03-2008, 09:44 PM
or maybe just bumper sticker ideas. just a lighthearted approach to all the evil leftist media fears. lets see some creativity, or even witty quips with deeper meaning perhaps.

all these would be great attention grabbing thread starters :chuckle:

Palin's Grandbaby Daddy Hates Children and Opposes Shotgun Weddings.
(word is a few myspace entries of his had to "disappear".)

America Needs Leaders, Not Breeders
(mccain-7, Palin-5)

McCain Accepts Nomination- Giants Win 24-17
(i can actually see this one)

Palin Needs To Clean Own House Before Doing Laundry in Washington
(sexist? yes. but still a bit funny)

(and now so the right can laugh too)-
Yobama Wears Combat Boots- NOT!

"Hanoibama Jane" or John McCain?

tony hipchest
09-03-2008, 09:59 PM
Palin's Daughters Officially Recognized By America as "DILF"

not to be confused with a "dilfer" aka a "reach-around".

McCain's Wife holds Palin's Baby at Convention- Get Used to it Mrs. President

A Pitbull With Lipstick Seems Nice Until It Bites You in the Ass

A Pitbull With Lipstick Seems Nice Until it Pisses on Your Foot

A Pitbull With Lipstick Seems Nice Until it Shits on Your Lawn

A Pitbull With Lipstick Looks Good Until it Takes a Crap on Your Rug

A Pitbull With Lipstick Seems Nice Until it is Humping Your Leg

Palin's Daughter Spits on Baby Trig's Head

what Does Palin Actually Know About Scranton or San Fransisco?(other than its not po-dunk alsaka)

All Foreign Aid To Be Sold On E-Bay?

With score 5-3 McCain Must Hit Home Run as Palin Bunts to Get on Base

Obama Takes High Road. Palin Looks Like Trash.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Endorses Palin :chuckle:

Curious Obama Gerorge Too Dumb Too Fling Poo

augustashark
09-04-2008, 02:31 AM
LOL, keep talking to yourself. I'm having a blast watching!

tony hipchest
09-04-2008, 02:50 AM
LOL, keep talking to yourself. I'm having a blast watching!and as you sit by, idly watching, i will continue to sit by and LMAO@U playing "follow the leader".

"BAAAAAAAAA"

:sofunny:

:yawn:

now get to work! (...and quit disrupting mine) :laughing:

augustashark
09-04-2008, 02:54 AM
and as you sit by, idly watching, i will continue to sit by and LMAO@u playing "follow the leader".
"BAAAAAAAAA"

:sofunny:

lol, Tony Tony he's our leader he's the one that su.......oh forget it.:laughing:

tony hipchest
09-04-2008, 03:21 AM
oh forget it.great advice! :applaudit:

theres a rush limbaugh fanboard out there (somewhere) that is desperately awaiting your membership (they can use it).

i suggest you join! :thumbsup:

in the meantime we welcome you to the steelers forum where fans actually post about the steelers. dont feel akward, rush doesnt care what you actually think there either. :laughing:

MB Posters Cant Constructively Deal With Freedom of Speech

next. :coffee:

augustashark
09-04-2008, 03:29 AM
great advice! :applaudit:

theres a rush limbaugh fanboard out there (somewhere) that is desperately awaiting your membership (they can use it).

i suggest you join! :thumbsup:

in the meantime we welcome you to the steelers forum where fans actually post about the steelers. dont feel akward, rush doesnt care what you actually think there either. :laughing:

MB Posters Cant Constructively Deal With Freedom of Speech

next. :coffee:


:thumbsup: post count going higher and higher. Keep up the good work.

Aussie_steeler
09-04-2008, 03:36 AM
Palin(tologist) brought in by McCain to prove he is no old fossil