View Full Version : John Kuhn

09-10-2008, 08:49 AM
1) When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he looks under his bed for John Kuhn

2) John Kuhn once kicked a horse in the chin, thus creating the giraffe

3) John Kuhn doesn't go to Disney World, Disney World comes to him

4) John Kuhn's tears can cure everything, too bad John Kuhn doesn't cry

5) John Kuhn is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself

6) When John Kuhn wants a little more sleep, he just stares the sun back down

That's just a few to get us started....